I recruited a Czech kicker, and during the eye exam, when asked to read the bottom line, the kicker replied, Read it? I know him. (Woody Hayes)
Here’s a twenty, bury two. (Bear Bryant after being asked to contribute ten dollars to help bury a sportswriter)
Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon. (Spike Dykes of Texas Tech)
Most players don't mind drug testing once they realize they don't have to study for it. (Mack Brown)
There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the ass. (former Notre Dame coach Dan Devine)