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I just grubbed on a tasty prime rib french dip sandwich from my work cafeteria. Horseradish sauce is good stuff.

Sort of a sad day. My twenty yr old son moved to his own place today. I haven't seen tons of him these last two years but he was around. Afraid we won't be seeing much of him at all now. You college students be sure to check in with your parents, they prob miss you.

The women of the planet seem to be leaving the house with significantly less clothes on these days!

So I'm seeing a lot of ads for the "Our Time" dating site when I browse the interwebz, don't know why....

Nicely done Mr. Silver....Sterling banned for life, 2.5 million dollar fine, and immediately starting the process of selling the Clippers. Silver just became the most popular sports commissioner

Went 1-2 in sand volleyball the other night...

Question--and since I don't currently have a job, this is a question out of mere curiosity: Let's say you and a coworker are tasked with accomplishing the same goal, but you have to work twice as hard to accomplish that goal. Who (if anyone) should be paid more?

GUYS I SERIOUSLY CAN NOT STOP FARTING TODAY.

Thinking about getting drunk tonight so I have to run my snowblower hungover in the morning. Just to see what it's like. Thoughts?

Last time I buy nut huggers

I think I'm going to start training to throw the javelin at the Olympics

So I guess we're not a basketball school after all.

You win this time, Mr. Buffet

Thinking about leaving work early due to illness . . . tomorrow.

best chinese in Lincoln. go.

best chinese in Lincoln. go.

Almost brought a tear to my eye..seeing my son participate in the time honored tradition...of bashing the Super Bowl Halftime Show...

Poor Taylor Swift can't get a break at these awards shows.

Thinking about pulling a George Constanza and taking a nap under my desk. Thoughts?

I have to buy a new VCR. Never thought Id say that in 2014.

Hyvee has started selling 30 packs of Busch Light. Game changer right there, imo.

Ketchup packets filled with booze, kinda cool idea?

How many have just whipped it out and peed in the sink while brushing your teeth?

What takes you there but takes you nowhere?

The biathlon is the best olympic sport.