rawhide

Woke up today with a spider bite the size of a nickel!

Wife told me today that if a PA job opens in Lincoln that she may be interested....SCORE!!! Will I be a resident in the city of Lincoln in the near future???

Back to Norcal after a weekend in Dallas for work. I will eat nothing but vegetables for three days to compensate

Saw The Amazing Spiderman.....it was pretty good. Wanted to punch the parents behind me allowing their two sons to scream, yell, cry, talk loudly, and kick our seats throughout the whole movie

Who leaves a foot-long deuce in the toilet?

Does anyone else find RGIII's girlfriend hot?

f'ing exhausting gay.. charged waimea shorebreak..some sick barrells, BBQ and drove around the island.... all with 8 wp girls.....beat!!

f'ing exhausting gay.. charged waimea shorebreak..some sick barrells, BBQ and drove around the island.... all with 8 wp girls.....beat!!

you know life really sux when you cant decide which harley to ride tomarrow, shovel or panhead??

My son was born today at 2:05 pm and he's 22 inches long and weights 9lbs 1oz.

It's always good to demonstrate to your co-workers that you can withstand a great deal of pain.

Ok so clearly my pleas were not heard by the staff, hunger strike it is...I'll really show you guys...

I wonder how long it will be until Bucky becomes an Admin

Sometimes owning your own business isn't all its cracked up to be. Plans to be in Lincoln twarted by having to work with customers this morning.

When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. It was a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at. Well, see ya tomorrow.

thank god i only turn 21 once. ouch.

All this talk about fixing social security, medicare, and medicaid. Here's an idea: get rid of social security and pay out the rest until it's gone. Then we don't have to worry about it any more.

This is hilarious

alright...give your honest answer. You win all/part of that $640 million jackpot, who is showing up for work on Monday?

What I really want to know is which book is your favorite from the Twilight Saga?

I have to work today. But in honor of my Irish roots I am knocking back a double of Jamesons for lunch. Happy St. Paddy's Day!

Walking Dead, WTF?

Try to find the Nebraska reference: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/luke_winn/02/21/Magic.Eight/index.html?sct=cb_bf3_a5

underwear bomber sentenced to life. To bad the justice system would not hear the witness that saw him escorted onto the plane

Everybody knows that the bird is the word