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kozzman555

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  1. When do the CBI tickets go on sale?

  2. If you haven't watched the video of the Jordanian pilot being burned to death...don't! It's horrific.

  3. Guys, Screech stabbed someone in Wisconsin.

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Be easier to watch a video of that than his sex tape

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  4. Should I get sd'skers wife 4 sticks of butter or a gift card to McDonald's for Christmas you guys?

  5. Rank em most painful. 1)Biting your tongue 2)Hit in the shin 3) Stubbing your toe 4)Paper cut

  6. Ran into Emily Kinney (Beth from The Walking Dead) at Starbucks today. Nice girl.

  7. Am I black enough for you guys?

  8. Going off a ear worm and investing my future in oblong boxes, you guys.

  9. Anybody else other than me think it would be a good idea to start a Huskerboard EBDB?

  10. today i attached all my watches together to form a belt.

  11. 2 episodes into season 1 of Game of Thrones. Watching the 3rd now. Pretty damn crazy right off the bat. Gonna be a long night.

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Dumbledore dies. And by Dumbledore, I mean everyone. And by everyone, I mean everyone.

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  12. Just got my very first scorpion sting!!!! How long does it take to cut your hind foot off?

  13. To give you an idea how white I am, I just played golf for 2 hours and have a pretty bad sunburn

  14. Just bet my cousin $50 that Randy Gregory will be a top-10 draft pick & He took the bet. What do you think, is that a good bet?

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      I don't think RG will have the prototypical size that NFL scouts are looking for in a DE. If they have to move him back to linebacker, that'll take time to learn and that'll make his draft stock drop.

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  15. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

  16. So I'm going shopping today for a pistol. Want to get into recreational shooting. Thoughts on model and caliber.

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Shoot 9mm, 40, 45 cal's so you can get a feel for what you're comfortable shooting. PM me if you want more info from someone who has shot 100,000's of rounds

       

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  17. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      That awkward moment when Pavlov forgot to feed his dog...Or did he?

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  18. Ryan Howard: 22 AB 0 HR 2 RBI 9 SO .182 AVG. $25 M Darin Ruf: 25 AB 2 HR 6 RBI 6 SO .280 AVG $490,000. The first guy has been given the starting 1B gig for the Phils while the second will be sent to AAA. What a f'ing joke...

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      If you get mad, just remember that baseball isn't a real sport. Any activity during which you can eat a 5 course meal during play and has a part of the game called a "seventh innning stretch" cannot be a real sport. Cheerleading is more of a real sport than baseball. How many fat cheerleaders do you see? Sad when a cheerleader is in better shape than CC Sabathia...

       

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  19. This 2015 class looks like it could be very special! These coaches are putting in work and creating recruiting grounds!

  20. I guess I won't be dating Ellen Page, kinda bummed.

  21. 'franklin and bash' or 'suits'?

  22. Training Day is a great show itself, but Eva Mendes boobs make over the top great!!

  23. Just got an email that my employer got bought out by the Russians. Interesting times ahead..

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Hey, at least now you'll get vodka for your bonuses.

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  24. Bulls/Lakers used to mean something #nostalgia

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