I heard Eric Martin backed into a car in the parking lot at WallyWorld. He looked at the damage, thought it didn't look to bad and just left. Not exactly flagrant "leaving the scene of the accident" that we saw with a certain volleyball player. It did cause $2000 damage to the bumper of the car Eric hit, but anymore, bumpers aren't what they used to be.
That Christian Peter "VaJay-Jay" reference toward the top, wasn't that actually Andy Christiansen from just a few years ago, who did get suspended and didn't play much from then on out. I don't remember Christian Peter in that scenario.