You have to be an idiot to need to cheat in college.
If you're an athlete yes, but they're usually not too bright anyway. If you're in something actually difficult like engineering, then you are going to "cheat" at least once in your college career. Whether it's copying a homework, using a solution manual, or what have you.
Banging the TA or Professor?
Or both?
What ever you gotta do man, it's a dog eat dog world out there.