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My predictions for the upcoming season


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I will eat an average of 15 wings a game

 

I will drink at lease one pitcher's worth of beer each game.

 

I will swear at the tv at least once a game, this stat will have the most fluctuation because there are too many factors to list.

 

I will pass out after a game at 6 pm at least once this season

 

I will buy at least two new husker clothing items

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I predict that I will not be sober by the end of any Husker game.

 

I predict that I will yell at the refs for a call that was probally the right call.

 

I predict that I will cheer and yell for every gang tackle that I see the Husker do.

 

I predict that I will yell at the recievers for dropping any pass.

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I predict that I will drop at least one F-Bomb directly towards an official per game

 

I predict that I will piss my wife off at least once per game when I yell so load that it wakes the baby

 

I predict that I will be depressed for 96 hours after our first loss(if any)

 

I predict that I will jones'n for the next game within 24 hrs of the previous one, regardless of outcome

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I predict my hairloss will accelerate throughout the season.

 

I predict my father the USC alum and I wll curse at each other and scare the section we are sitting in Sept. 16th

 

I predict my basset hound's ears will get lower when I start screaming at a Taylor INT

 

I predict many bloody marys on account of the early PST start time for NU games

 

I predict Brent Musburger will mention that Brady Quinn's daughter is engaged to Aj Hawk 428 times this season.

 

I predict the KSU mascot will do 6 pushups at the NU/KSU game

 

I predict that Matt Leinart will be at the sidelines at many USC games because he will be a worthless washout in the NFL

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