slacker Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one: Poll: Caption Contest LXXVI Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck! Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests Quote Link to comment
Blackshirtsguru Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 The University of Colorado Police have now begun a search party to locate HC Hawkins....one source stated he was last seen watching game films of the Cornhuskers...only his soiled shorts have been located so far! Rumors have it that he packed up his stuff and is headed back to Boise St. If you have any information on Coach Hawkin's whereabouts call the local Police at 1-800-SCUMSUX! Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Contest over!!! Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 I have nothing to top that. Quote Link to comment
huskerhaze Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 I have nothing to top that. ....winner!!! Quote Link to comment
mbhusker13 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Yep! He owns this one! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 dont even want to try for that one we have a winner Quote Link to comment
huskerfaninbuckeyehell Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Deputy Dawg says "You smell it if your so brave". OK ill take second place as usual...but answer this when investigating a crime scene shouldn't one wear gloves? and in this case why the hell wouldn't you Quote Link to comment
Blackshirtsguru Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Deputy Dawg says "You smell it if your so brave". OK ill take second place as usual...but answer this when investigating a crime scene shouldn't one wear gloves? and in this case why the hell wouldn't you Vick Mackey doesn't....he's the coolest cat in town! :hmmm Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 The University of Colorado Police have now begun a search party to locate HC Hawkins....one source stated he was last seen watching game films of the Cornhuskers...only his soiled shorts have been located so far! Rumors have it that he packed up his stuff and is headed back to Boise St. If you have any information on Coach Hawkin's whereabouts call the local Police at 1-800-SCUMSUX! Quote Link to comment
Touchdown Tommie Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 The University of Colorado Police have now begun a search party to locate HC Hawkins....one source stated he was last seen watching game films of the Cornhuskers...only his soiled shorts have been located so far! Rumors have it that he packed up his stuff and is headed back to Boise St. If you have any information on Coach Hawkin's whereabouts call the local Police at 1-800-SCUMSUX! I've got nothing....you are the man!!!! Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I know this won't win...and it bags on NU a little...but it kinda makes me chuckle at least: CSI - COLLEGE STATION "I don't know boy...looks like Andre Jones bit on another double move." Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Stupid First Officer: Oh my God!! I solved the case!! Bears really DON'T sh*t in the woods, they sh*t in their underwear!!! Second Officer: Dude, those are yours. Quote Link to comment
THROW_DA_BONES Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Fred and Shaggy are now squirt stains in mark manginos whitey tighties and scooby doo cant bear too smell them. Quote Link to comment
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