slacker Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Irregular News for 12.13.06 Wichita, KS -- A Wichita man called 911 to report he was the victim of an armed robbery. The theft? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell at his home. The victim told police Thursday that a buyer had pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole the drugs. Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia. The victim was booked into Sedgwick County jail on several charges, including possession with the intent to sell drug. The thief has not been found. source Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 de-nut this idiot so he cannot reproduce Quote Link to comment
Touchdown Tommie Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 What an idiot!!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 his gene pool needs chlorine Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 extra strength clorox should work Quote Link to comment
mbhusker13 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 It's f%&k#er's like this that have 9 friggin kids. Goes on welfare, and gorges his sorry arse on the overtaxed teets of the american taxpayer. All the while his children grow up knowing nothing else but how to roll blunts, and get the check out of the mailbox on the first of the month. P.S. Chlorox will not clean his gene pool. He will add cough syrup to it with some road flares, and make bath tub crank for his kids to sell at school! :asshat Quote Link to comment
Blackshirtsguru Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I actually had a call where some crack whore wanted to report that she had her money stolen after she got burnt on a dope deal! Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 It's f%&k#er's like this that have 9 friggin kids. Goes on welfare, and gorges his sorry arse on the overtaxed teets of the american taxpayer. All the while his children grow up knowing nothing else but how to roll blunts, and get the check out of the mailbox on the first of the month. P.S. Chlorox will not clean his gene pool. He will add cough syrup to it with some road flares, and make bath tub crank for his kids to sell at school! :asshat reminds me of a song by Bone Thugs N Harmony. "The 1st be the day for the dopeman Slangin' that cocaine fool, and I'm working late tonight And all them fiends be lovin' them thugs Cuz I got them rocks for them pipes Come come with them ease I gotta get paid on the 1st, gotta blaze up my spliff Get live with the Bone Thugs, Poetic Hustlas in the graveyard shift On the 1st" Quote Link to comment
Hawkeyehusker Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I bet that they are laughing at him down at the jail. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Job Security!!!!! Quote Link to comment
mbhusker13 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Job Security!!!!! I bet you have actually ran into someone like the BRI. Quote Link to comment
Touchdown Tommie Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Job Security!!!!! I bet you have actually ran into someone like the BRI. I am sure BRI has run into a ton of these :asshat s! Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 didn't boy george do something similar to that? Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Job Security!!!!! I bet you have actually ran into someone like the BRI. I am sure BRI has run into a ton of these :asshat s! Yes I have and it amazes me every single time it happens!!!! I usually laugh at them.......... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Just when I thought people couldn't get any dumber, someone goes and does something like this........... ..............and TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!!!!!! aahhhhh I couldnt resist quoting Dumb and Dumber...... Quote Link to comment
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