Blackshirt Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 ...back in Lubbock, the Red Raiders football program was being taken over by none other than General Bobby Knight. In his first practice, Knight punched Graham Harrell in the arm ending his career. Immediately following the incident... ...SportshockCenter rushed to the scene to do a 78-day expose' on the BREAKING NEWS incident, titled "KNIGHT IS ONE TOUGH LOVER... and Colorapo football players still like to rape blonde kicker girls" - albeit not nearly as tough as... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Bobby Knight" rush to Lubbock because they thought that ESPN meant "Rough Love" and they wanted to be next in line for some Rough Love. However when they realized......... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Weis and Carroll hadn't brought any K-Y jelly they squealed in.... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 ........horror!! They then quickley realized they could just use the slime from underneath Mangino's man-boobs as an emergancy substitute. Then things became rather complicated as....... Quote Link to comment
admo Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 They found some flapjacks underneath Mangino's puffy man boobs. After they gave him a quick shave, they took the warm buttery slime they needed and decided to... Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 ...take it to Dick Vermeil's house as a show of goodwill. Vermeil started crying like a baby and blubbering on that "Things like this mean to world to him and it shows him just how much he means not only as a coach, but as a person." After he got done bawling... (Sorry...trying to break the chain of every other continuance going back to man on man butt-sex) Quote Link to comment
BornNBredRed Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 ...take it to Dick Vermeil's house as a show of goodwill. Vermeil started crying like a baby and blubbering on that "Things like this mean to world to him and it shows him just how much he means not only as a coach, but as a person." After he got done bawling... (Sorry...trying to break the chain of every other continuance going back to man on man butt-sex) there was a knock at the door. Vermeil went to answer and it was none other than Trent Green who apparently missed his ole ball coach. "Hey Coach, I'm here for the gang bang." ("Old School" reference) "Wow Trent, despite what it looks like it's not that kind of party!" Vermeil exclaimed. "You must have thought..." Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 ...this was Rosie O'Donnell's house. Trent, my boy, you are one sick puppy...but I wish you the best son." So Trent left and... Quote Link to comment
BigRedfxtoy Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 and Rosie fat A** attemped to come out of the closet (literally this time) but was stuck in the door jam. Then Corso fell out of one of the rolls on her knee, then.... Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 ...he screamed 'NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!' and hit Trent upside the head with a USC Trojan helmet giving him another concussion. As Trent lay there on the floor... Quote Link to comment
Huskerballz Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Corso looked over at Rosie, then at the unconscious Trent Green and yelled "FAHGET ABOUT IT!" and him and Rosie proceeded to do one another on top of the unconcious green, when all of a sudden..... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 a raptor leapt from a bush( not hers) and bit 47lbs. off Rosie's arse and she started.... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 ........to fight with it, and after successfully detaining the raptor, she swallowed it whole and immediately the missing part of her a$$ grew back. Lee stood there in amazement and then...... Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 ........to fight with it, and after successfully detaining the raptor, she swallowed it whole and immediately the missing part of her a$$ grew back. Lee stood there in amazement and then...... Corso ate Rosie, hoping that the same regenerative process would help him regrow his genitalia, but alas it failed. and then... Quote Link to comment
Blackshirt Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 ........to fight with it, and after successfully detaining the raptor, she swallowed it whole and immediately the missing part of her a$$ grew back. Lee stood there in amazement and then...... Corso ate Rosie, hoping that the same regenerative process would help him regrow his genitalia, but alas it failed. and then... ... my ditch shrooms started to wear off, and I found myself back in my front yard with my neighbor Iggy Pop licking my cheeto fingers...so I quickly took a hit from the resin that happened to be lying on one of his several shoulder blades, and found myself back in.... Quote Link to comment
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