slacker Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one: Poll: Caption Contest CIII Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck! Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 it is not the size of the hose that matters. it is the amount of and the precise placement of the squirt that counts Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 "Extreme homo voice" "These damn flowers just won't grow for some reason I mean I am watering them, but nothing!!!!" Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 This is bullsh#t! I would have better luck pissing on it. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Although Rawhide flunked out of Firefigher's School, living in California sometimes forces you to take matters in to your own hands... Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Next they will want me to use a spoon to dig out of a frickin blizard Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING (fire marshall bill voice) Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Polish Volunteer Firefighters Association of California has been severely hampered by budget cutbacks set into action by Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger. Quote Link to comment
Siouxperman Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Proof positive there was a second gunman at Dealey Plaza. Quote Link to comment
huskerfan500 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 At first the firefighter got a bigger hose, but then put it back when he relized it was only Folsom Field (colorado's football field) Quote Link to comment
LouisianaHusker Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Does anyone have the phone number of the McKenzie brothers? Quote Link to comment
westgatehusker Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!! the only man to ever put out a building on fire........with a garden hose Quote Link to comment
N Bug Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 This would have been so much easier if I'd only ordered that free sample pack of Enzyte like Bob did. Quote Link to comment
BigRedfxtoy Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 DUDE! STOP flushing the crapper< I need all the pressure I can get. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Dammit, Ralph! You're supposed to be filling the buckets!! Quote Link to comment
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