PIMPZILLA Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I live ina dream world and I love this kind of rumor! It gives me hope till we get the hard cold (or warm) facts. What's a message board for? I agree 100%!!!!! Quote Link to comment
admo Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 The story is not accurate. Seriously, it's sooo not true. Let me clear it up, people. It was a Jack and Coke. I was the bartender. And the banging sound in the ballroom was not the B&D pumping so loud (bass & drum). It was the 2003 defensive unit running through a bathroom wall for Pelini to enter. Rumors. Are. Fun. Humor. Is. Good. Quote Link to comment
Chef K Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 This is the 3rd message board I've seen this on in the last 10 mins. Awesome!! I think we should start our own Huskerboard rumor and see how far it travels I think I'll start one on my other board that goes like this.... "It's being reported on www.Huskerboard.com that Tom Osborne has hired an inter-net poster named "Hack" to be Nebraska's new HC. Hack has started to fill coaching postions by making Husker Rob-DC, AR Husker-OC and BigRedIowan towel boy. More news to come". Quote Link to comment
huskerbatt52 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Great story...if this even happened, I think the 'man in the tux' was having some fun with the guy -- at least he got some free drinks. I don't think the man in the tux exists, nor the bartender, nor the guy getting free drinks. Good story, though. Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 This is the 3rd message board I've seen this on in the last 10 mins. Awesome!! I think we should start our own Huskerboard rumor and see how far it travels I think I'll start one on my other board that goes like this.... "It's being reported on www.Huskerboard.com that Tom Osborne has hired an inter-net poster named "Hack" to be Nebraska's new HC. Hack has started to fill coaching postions by making Husker Rob-DC, AR Husker-OC and BigRedIowan towel boy. More news to come". I double dog dare ya!! Quote Link to comment
Vegas Popinjay Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Great story! If it had been in a parking garage instead of a bar, it would have been shades of Watergate. "I can't tell you my name, but I work inside the athletic department" or some such phrase. Playing along with it, the most interesting part was the notion that Stoops and Pelini would have a semi-friendly rivalry if Bo coaches NU. That would be the best thing to happen to both programs. Bring back the NU-OU war! Quote Link to comment
Husker Deb Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Wouldn't that be great? I loved having a rival we can respect. Last night on the news, they were calling NE vs CO a RIVALRY! YUCK! No WAY, in my book. Quote Link to comment
Pasadena Husker Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 god, this place is amazing. the best stories i have heard since i was a kid. they should all really start.........."once upon a time, when all the Huskers in Huskerville were in a funk"......you know, yada yada yada i want one that starts Dear Penthouse: you probably won't believe this, but i am a student at a midwestern university and last saturday night while doing my differential equations homework in the stacks of love library.... someone please take it from here Quote Link to comment
kjstrouble Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 These ridiculous rumors are getting annoying. And yes, I do realize this is in the rumor section, but how utterly stupid is that. It would make for an interesting story though. Then maybe you should stay out of this area? Quote Link to comment
speedtoburn Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 Great story! If it had been in a parking garage instead of a bar, it would have been shades of Watergate. "I can't tell you my name, but I work inside the athletic department" or some such phrase. LMAO, Good one Vegas...good one. Quote Link to comment
admo Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 This is the 3rd message board I've seen this on in the last 10 mins. Awesome!! I think we should start our own Huskerboard rumor and see how far it travels I think I'll start one on my other board that goes like this.... "It's being reported on www.Huskerboard.com that Tom Osborne has hired an inter-net poster named "Hack" to be Nebraska's new HC. Hack has started to fill coaching postions by making Husker Rob-DC, AR Husker-OC and BigRedIowan towel boy. More news to come". Careful... that towel boy may get loose in the showers and start snapping away. "hey guys, anyone drop a bar of soap?" <SNAP!> Then again, you would have a DC that's all talk, an OC who's technical talk is too expensive, and a HC that would.. um... well... he would prolly bring home a championship. Quote Link to comment
HuskerTrucker Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Dear Penthouse: you probably won't believe this, but i am a student at a midwestern university and last saturday night while doing my differential equations homework in the stacks of love library.... someone please take it from here I realized that my parents were brother/sister and I was missing a few genes...let alone some brain cells... Quote Link to comment
HuskerTrucker Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Great story! If it had been in a parking garage instead of a bar, it would have been shades of Watergate. "I can't tell you my name, but I work inside the athletic department" or some such phrase. Playing along with it, the most interesting part was the notion that Stoops and Pelini would have a semi-friendly rivalry if Bo coaches NU. That would be the best thing to happen to both programs. Bring back the NU-OU war! Yeah...where is deep throat? Maybe she was busy that night... Quote Link to comment
Husker Homer Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Let me clear it up, people. It was a Jack and Coke. I was the bartender. And the banging sound in the ballroom was not the B&D pumping so loud (bass & drum). It was the 2003 defensive unit running through a bathroom wall for Pelini to enter. Actually, I was there too. I was the name that couldn't be made out. The bartender is right, the banging sound in the ballroom was not the bass & drum...... it was me and the HOT 30 year old woman:) The old guy still has no idea, it was his daughter! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 This is the 3rd message board I've seen this on in the last 10 mins. Awesome!! I think we should start our own Huskerboard rumor and see how far it travels I think I'll start one on my other board that goes like this.... "It's being reported on www.Huskerboard.com that Tom Osborne has hired an inter-net poster named "Hack" to be Nebraska's new HC. Hack has started to fill coaching postions by making Husker Rob-DC, AR Husker-OC and BigRedIowan towel boy. More news to come". thank god you didnt say "Waterboy" because he would think that he would be able to play Defense Quote Link to comment
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