huskernumerouno Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 You must wear RED and only RED on Game Day, if it is raining buy a red slicker Quote Link to comment
Huskerballz Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 The phrase "Bo knows _____" shall be discontinued from here on out as we all already know that "Bo knows". Man Law Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 No more Bo-gasms Quote Link to comment
huskernation20 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 how about we all stay till the end of every game, no matter what the score is AMEN!! Unless you are 70 and need to beat the crowd for fear of being knocked down or run over, you NEED to stay until the game clock says 0:00, win or tie, home or away! Fixed it for ya! Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Well, in the spirit of another thread... No weddings on Husker game days. Husker Law! Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Must treat all officials at away games in Ames with dignity and respect!!! Quote Link to comment
bbhusker Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 All home games will be excessively loud again. Appreciate the effort of the team. Man law. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 If viewing the game in your "Man Cave" with your buddies, do not leave any "Fallen Soldiers" (aka, half empty beers) That's alcohol abuse "Liquor before beer never fear...beer before liquor, never sicker," Oh.. MAN Laws.. Just heard these "ETOH laws" on tv.. Quote Link to comment
jjamuss Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 how about we all stay till the end of every game, no matter what the score is AMEN!! Unless you are 70 and need to beat the crowd for fear of being knocked down or run over, you NEED to stay until the game clock says 0:00, win or tie, home or away! Fixed it for ya! k, fair enough! I like how you are thinking! WIN RED! JUST WIN!! Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Don't charge your FRIENDS to come over and watch the pay-per-view games. Man Law. If watching the PPV game at your friend's house, bring beer, or bring hot chicks over after the game has ended. Screw the hot chicks, they just get in the way of the game......now afterward, a little victory celebration?!?!? + "throwing the bones" does not mean leaving your chicken wing bones all over the place = (1) Mating with spicy poultry? OR(2) Hot Chicken wings used for screwing beercans to half full soldiers?OR(3) Throwing the Fallen Hot Chicks down for some bonin' durring the commercial breaks and having 4 minutes to spare? Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Don't charge your FRIENDS to come over and watch the pay-per-view games. Man Law. If watching the PPV game at your friend's house, bring beer, or bring hot chicks over after the game has ended. Screw the hot chicks, they just get in the way of the game......now afterward, a little victory celebration?!?!? Exactly. Ever tried watching a game with more than 2 or 3 chicks getting drunk in the same room? Keep 'em locked in the basement for afterwards. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Don't charge your FRIENDS to come over and watch the pay-per-view games. Man Law. If watching the PPV game at your friend's house, bring beer, or bring hot chicks over after the game has ended. Screw the hot chicks, they just get in the way of the game......now afterward, a little victory celebration?!?!? Exactly. Ever tried watching a game with more than 2 or 3 chicks getting drunk in the same room? Keep 'em locked in the basement for afterwards. Spoken like someone who's never been married..Where you learn to appreciate the few chances for sex. (Gone are the days of Sex on a regular basis) Oh yeah.. Back to Man Laws. Always wear a cup! Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Don't charge your FRIENDS to come over and watch the pay-per-view games. Man Law. If watching the PPV game at your friend's house, bring beer, or bring hot chicks over after the game has ended. Screw the hot chicks, they just get in the way of the game......now afterward, a little victory celebration?!?!? Exactly. Ever tried watching a game with more than 2 or 3 chicks getting drunk in the same room? Keep 'em locked in the basement for afterwards. Two words. Duct tape. Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Bah...doing em during the game is no violation of Husker Man Laws. Just make sure you're both facing the TV when you're doing it. I also suggest shoving her face into the pillow to help deaden the noise so you can hear the commentary. Geez...do I have to come over to your house and show you how it's done? Quote Link to comment
HuskerTrucker Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Must treat all officials at away games in Ames with dignity and respect!!! Except when the guys holding the sideline markers try to TRIP a Husker player Fixed. This shall hence forth be known as the "Cy Rule".... Quote Link to comment
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