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Strange how women don't like the three Stooges.

 

There's even people here who prefer Conan to Leno or Letterman...(I don't get it) <_<

 

I've never been concerned with steriotypes..

Not that much into "Potty humor, but I can't watch Larry while drinking anything for fear of blowing it out my nostrils.

 

A few of my Fav. commedians:

Larry=Stephen Wright=Billy Connolly..Earlier Dennis Miller and the Cosby.

Seinfeld and Tim Allen before they got overexposed.

 

 

 

Laryisms:

 

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

That made me madder than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a doughnut roll down a hill.

He was madder than a Keebler elf demoted to fudge-packer.

Madder than a two-fingered cripple trying to return a text message.

I was madder than a skinhead watching "The Jeffersons".

I'm happier than Jim Nabors with a wheelbarrow full of buttholes.

I was more frustrated than Ray Charles with a Where's Waldo? book.

I was madder than a one-legged waitress workin' at the IHOP!

I was madder than a prostitute trying to put a condom on an epileptic.

I was madder than a one-legged stripper doing a table hop.

I was madder than a deaf-mute playing Bingo, getting Bingo, and trying to holler out "Bingo!".

I was happier than Michael Jackson disguised as a floor lamp at a Harry Potter book-signing.

I was happier than a Retard at a Chuck E Cheese.

I was madder than a car-load of queers getting pulled over for doing a 69 in a 55.

I was more frustrated than a 3 legged dog trying to bury a turd on an icy lake.

 

My fav...More excited than a busload of retards on the way to Chuck-E-Cheese.

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Strange how women don't like the three Stooges.

 

There's even people here who prefer Conan to Leno or Letterman...(I don't get it) <_<

 

I've never been concerned with steriotypes..

Not that much into "Potty humor, but I can't watch Larry while drinking anything for fear of blowing it out my nostrils.

 

A few of my Fav. commedians:

Larry=Stephen Wright=Billy Connolly..Earlier Dennis Miller and the Cosby.

Seinfeld and Tim Allen before they got overexposed.

 

 

 

Laryisms:

 

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

That made me madder than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a doughnut roll down a hill.

He was madder than a Keebler elf demoted to fudge-packer.

Madder than a two-fingered cripple trying to return a text message.

I was madder than a skinhead watching "The Jeffersons".

I'm happier than Jim Nabors with a wheelbarrow full of buttholes.

I was more frustrated than Ray Charles with a Where's Waldo? book.

I was madder than a one-legged waitress workin' at the IHOP!

I was madder than a prostitute trying to put a condom on an epileptic.

I was madder than a one-legged stripper doing a table hop.

I was madder than a deaf-mute playing Bingo, getting Bingo, and trying to holler out "Bingo!".

I was happier than Michael Jackson disguised as a floor lamp at a Harry Potter book-signing.

I was happier than a Retard at a Chuck E Cheese.

I was madder than a car-load of queers getting pulled over for doing a 69 in a 55.

I was more frustrated than a 3 legged dog trying to bury a turd on an icy lake.

 

My fav...More excited than a busload of retards on the way to Chuck-E-Cheese.

 

That's funny right there!!

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we have seats about 40 rows under his box in the North Endzone, my dad has a couple cool pics of him doin cheers during the games...also has caught some twizzlers and a hot dog he's launched during games.

 

not a huge fan of his, but if I had the chance, like him, i'd be a big donor and get a sky box too. glad he's loyal!!

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Strange how women don't like the three Stooges.

 

There's even people here who prefer Conan to Leno or Letterman...(I don't get it) <_<

 

I've never been concerned with steriotypes..

Not that much into "Potty humor, but I can't watch Larry while drinking anything for fear of blowing it out my nostrils.

 

A few of my Fav. commedians:

Larry=Stephen Wright=Billy Connolly..Earlier Dennis Miller and the Cosby.

Seinfeld and Tim Allen before they got overexposed.

 

 

 

Laryisms:

 

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

That made me madder than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a doughnut roll down a hill.

He was madder than a Keebler elf demoted to fudge-packer.

Madder than a two-fingered cripple trying to return a text message.

I was madder than a skinhead watching "The Jeffersons".

I'm happier than Jim Nabors with a wheelbarrow full of buttholes.

I was more frustrated than Ray Charles with a Where's Waldo? book.

I was madder than a one-legged waitress workin' at the IHOP!

I was madder than a prostitute trying to put a condom on an epileptic.

I was madder than a one-legged stripper doing a table hop.

I was madder than a deaf-mute playing Bingo, getting Bingo, and trying to holler out "Bingo!".

I was happier than Michael Jackson disguised as a floor lamp at a Harry Potter book-signing.

I was happier than a Retard at a Chuck E Cheese.

I was madder than a car-load of queers getting pulled over for doing a 69 in a 55.

I was more frustrated than a 3 legged dog trying to bury a turd on an icy lake.

 

My fav...More excited than a busload of retards on the way to Chuck-E-Cheese.

leno is horrid. absolutely horrid. letterman is the man. conan is awesome. kimmel is very underrated.

my order for late night talk shows would be this

 

1. The Daily Show

(tie) 2. Late Night with Conan O'Brien

(tie) 2. Jimmy Kimmel Live

(tie) 2. Real Time with Bill Maher

(tie) 2. Colbert Report

(tie) 2. The Late Show with David Letterman

7. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

8. Talk Show with Spike Feresten (it's only so low because i've never really seen it, but it's gotta be far and away better than...)

9. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (counting down the days before conan takes over)

10. Last Call with Carson Daly

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I'd hardly call that worse considering Larry enforces a horrible stereotype.

 

You mean the stereotype that he is actually a good comedian?

Maybe in 1998 when his shtick was new. I have a CD he put out in 98 that you'd think he released two years ago. The same crap is on it.

 

He's a gimmick, but good for him since he made a bunch of cash off it.

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leno is horrid. absolutely horrid. letterman is the man. conan is awesome. kimmel is very underrated.

my order for late night talk shows would be this

 

1. The Daily Show

(tie) 2. Late Night with Conan O'Brien

(tie) 2. Jimmy Kimmel Live

(tie) 2. Real Time with Bill Maher

(tie) 2. Colbert Report

(tie) 2. The Late Show with David Letterman

7. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

8. Talk Show with Spike Feresten (it's only so low because i've never really seen it, but it's gotta be far and away better than...)

9. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (counting down the days before conan takes over)

10. Last Call with Carson Daly

 

Can you paste ONE thing that Conan said that actually made you laugh? (Not Groan).

 

It's like listening to Sponge Bob without Patrick, Squidward or Mr. Krabbs (Only Lamer).

 

Leno/Letterman were pretty much interchangeable although I hesitate to watch Letterman..It's sad how he's aging and becoming "Crotchety".

 

Maher is sorta fun to watch until he gets too whiny.

Carson Daly has a good first name, but the eyebrows are just a little scary, but still much better than Conan.

Even Ferguson is tons better than Howdy Doody O'Brien.

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