RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Birthday drunk BUMP. Lightweight. You want a Zima with your tampon bitch? Dont forget the Jolly Ranchers! Quote Link to comment
Blackshirts007 Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 About to be drunk from now j til Sunday afternoon better bump now Quote Link to comment
808Husker in KCMO Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 BIZZUMP!!! Quote Link to comment
Nebula Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Word life, son! Where's the mofuckin Zima? I meant semen. Err, meant peelin? Like, that awful fifth of Chernobyl brand vodka some idiot bought that seems to be the only garbage left around this goddamn travesty of a an early evening? It peels paint, lacerates my organs, and gives daddy what he needs. The Peelin'. And: The anger fuel I need to complete my project in the garage. What project? Secret. Super secret. It involves rolling my own cigarette, but the magic trick is that I have no tobacco, and I don't know how to roll things. (I believe I've found an acceptable alternative.) So, mutation liquor should help shore this thing up. It's running at least as effectively as your average Pentagon project. Quote Link to comment
fighting_pelinis Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Bumpity, bump, bump Quote Link to comment
tschu Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 I expect many people to join me tonight. 42-10 at half Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Drunk. And Pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Getting there............ Quote Link to comment
Hammerhead Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Let us drink to forget tonight, Husker fans. Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 ^^ Yeah. I'm about three drinks ahead of you. Quote Link to comment
Blackshirts007 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 so drunk, and im pretty sure i still canot comprehend this game Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 I actually yelled at the TV tonight. I've been pretty drunk/calm most of the season, but I got pretty worked up tonight. I watched a Russell Peters stand-up afterwards. It made me feel less awful Quote Link to comment
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