Saunders Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I, too, don't see that he's really that good-looking of a guy. Zac Lee on the other hand... This is true. Lee is ridiculously good looking. Taylor is a nice-looking guy. I guess that picture makes him look a little weird, but like Moiraine said, that's probably the worst picture he's ever taken. In person he's handsome. I figured on a football website that comment would get this response. With the way you softballed that one, it had to be done. Quote Link to comment
Chuck_G_23 Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I miss Shawn Watson because that guy is one hot mofo He wore suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr? Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I miss Shawn Watson because that guy is one hot mofo I have to agree. I've actually wanted to point this out before but I held back. But now we have this awesome thread to let all of the sexual tension out. So ya, Shawn Watson would have won the hottest coach award by far. And to the person who made fun of his "silly" face, it still doesn't maim his beauty. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted August 23, 2011 Author Share Posted August 23, 2011 I have to agree. I've actually wanted to point this out before but I held back. But now we have this awesome thread to let all of the sexual tension out. So ya, Shawn Watson would have won the hottest coach award by far. And to the person who made fun of his "silly" face, it still doesn't maim his beauty. Why can't women just see us for people? Why do we always have to be defined by our looks? Men are people too, you know. Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Get real. Ron Brown is by far the handsomest of all Nebraska football coaches. Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Get real. Ron Brown is by far the handsomest of all Nebraska football coaches. He has the best body but his eyebrows scare the crap out of me Why can't women just see us for people? Why do we always have to be defined by our looks? Men are people too, you know. (I only watch football for the butt slapping) Quote Link to comment
husker B-rent Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 if there is a thread like this in the middle of the season i will seriously NEVER come on this board again. and yes that is a promise. Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I have to agree. I've actually wanted to point this out before but I held back. But now we have this awesome thread to let all of the sexual tension out. So ya, Shawn Watson would have won the hottest coach award by far. And to the person who made fun of his "silly" face, it still doesn't maim his beauty. Why can't women just see us for people? Why do we always have to be defined by our looks? Men are people too, you know. Agreed, I want to be treated as an equal. Not just some piece ass. Quote Link to comment
GreatRedOne Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I think Taylor is a little on the homely side ? As far as football goes , I think by the end of the year Brion Carnes will be our starting QB ... Future trivia question #1: What was the first ever sporting event for the Huskers as a member of the Big Ten? A: Tonight's soccer match. Future trivia question #2: Who was the first Husker fan in the gate at the first ever sporting event for the Huskers as a member of the Big Ten? A: knapplc So, now that I'll live in Husker history forever, we can move on to the important business of the evening... We got to the soccer field at 4:30, and since doors opened at 4:30, we went right in. Of course, being there 90 minutes before the game started and being the only ones there, there wasn't much to do... so we went over to the football practice and sat around watching the guys finish their last two-a-day practice. I had a lot of fun telling my kid who the players were, what they were doing, and what they were supposed to be doing. Since we didn't have passes the Yellow Jackets eventually escorted us out, but they let us stay a long time before shooing us away, which was very cool. That means I got to watch both this morning's and this evening's practice, mostly because they are really cool about not getting all gate-gestapo on a guy. Fun times. Of course I won't get into specifics of what I saw, but everything looked well-run, Bo being Bo out there and Ron Brown being awesome. Saw some guys receive some punts, and was impressed with the hang time on the punts - but I couldn't see who was booming them on the other side of the field. So, anyway, back to why I titled this thread the way I did, at halftime of the soccer game I stood up to stretch my legs, turned around, and there was this giant knot of girls milling around something. I wandered over to see what it was and guess who I see in the eye of this hurricane of young girls - Taylor Martinez. I saw RKIII a little ways away, kind of hanging around, and then right next to me I noticed Brion Carnes, so I asked him what Hurricane Martinez was all about, and he tells me, "He's the quarterback." We chatted for a bit, and unsurprisingly I liked Mr. Carnes quite a bit. I know I tend to like all our players, but really - Carnes is nice and charming and easygoing. At one point I asked him who that immense dude was standing near the crowd around Taylor and he tells me it's Andrew Rodriguez. All I can say is, ARod is a large person. He makes Marcel Jones look normal-sized, and Marcel makes me look like a flea - and I'm a big guy. If ARod can move like they say he can, he's going to be a legend. After a bit the girls had their fill and let Taylor go, that or RKIII just took charge and started clearing them out. Kellogg comes through like the Town Crier saying "Here comes Taylor Martinez!" and they walk over our way, so I ask Martinez, "What's the deal? Why were there just girls getting your autograph over there?" and he gives me this cat-that-ate-the-canary grin. Good sense of humor on Mr. Martinez, there. The guys were leaving, so I shook Mr. Carnes' hand, we exchanged "Nice ta meetchas" and off they went. So, much later in the match I realize that one of the girls who was hovering around Taylor is sitting right in front of me, so I asked her what the big deal was about Martinez. She replies, "He's gorgeous!" like I'm some kind of idiot for not seeing this. I about rolled off my seat laughing. Apparently Taylor is a teen heartthrob. Who knew? Fun evening. Tough loss. But great to meet Carnes, and flip Taylor some grief over those girls. EDIT - I originally wrote ALEX Rodriguez instead of Andrew Rodriguez because I'm a bonehead. Quote Link to comment
Apathy Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I'm not gay or anything but Steve Pederson is pretty sexy. I'd do him if I was a chick.... Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted August 23, 2011 Author Share Posted August 23, 2011 if there is a thread like this in the middle of the season i will seriously NEVER come on this board again. and yes that is a promise. Will definitely be putting this one to the test about 10/15/11, when we don't have a game to dissect. Quote Link to comment
Scarlet Overkill Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I'm not gay or anything but Steve Pederson is pretty sexy. I'd do him if I was a chick.... I am a chick and I would do him. And, by DO HIM, I mean, take a swipe at him with my tiny fists. 1 Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted August 23, 2011 Author Share Posted August 23, 2011 I'm rapidly coming to realize that the girls who post here are the funniest/funnest members. Moiraine, girlknowsfootball, Roxy15 & Got Carl? are all on my must-read list. Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 if there is a thread like this in the middle of the season i will seriously NEVER come on this board again. and yes that is a promise. Will definitely be putting this one to the test about 10/15/11, when we don't have a game to dissect. and it's before Minnesota. Quote Link to comment
Ratt Mhule Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Get real. Ron Brown is by far the handsomest of all Nebraska football coaches. Seems like you pissed a lot of coaches off by this comment Quote Link to comment
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