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Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

 

Justin Bieber: There's gonna be times in your live when people say you can't do something. And there's gonna be times in your life when people say you that you can't live your dreams. And there's gonna be times in your life when people say you that you can't sell out Madison Square Garden! This is what I tell them: Never say never!

:laughpound.... As I wipe the shiit out of my eyes in disbelief!
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That's so weird..So many of these movies that I saw after I turned ~30 and started screening semi-volatile organic samples with my nose before I analized them on a GC..I only vaguely remember .

 

Almost positive I saw Tombstone, Wizard of OZ, Ancorman,.the first 23 excruciating minutes of Stepbrothers...But I cannot remember thing one about any of them, or recognize the quotes more than very vaguely.

 

I have no idea if I ever saw Big Lebowski, Zoolander, or Casablanka

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Scarface

 

Chu like kids? Chu know..little kids.

 

That guy ova there..hes gonna stick his tongue out to tha girl.

 

Say hello to my lil frien!

 

Chu know wha a hosa is Frank? Its a pig that don't fly straigh, and neither do you, Frank! How bou you hondle one of them firs class tickets to the resurrection. Have a goo trip.

 

Hey, f#*k you main!

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I think it depends on your age to be honest. I think the younger crowd like myself will be quoting movie lines from Anchorman or Step Brothers.

 

Anchorman

To name a few:

- I love lamp

- 60% of the time, it works every time.

- Yep its made with bits of real Panther, so you know its good.

- You've got a dirty whorish mouth

- I'm in a class case of emotion

- You stay classy San Diego

- I'm gonna punch you in your baby maker

- Whats that smell? It smells like Bigfoot's d#*&

 

Step Brothers

 

- You curly headed f@

- Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters, you wife. You got to f@ one, marry one, kill one, go!

- Robert better not get in my face.....cause I'll drop that motherf$*@

- I'm gonna take a pillow case and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the sh*t out of you!

- You have a voice like an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Jesus and Fergie

- I have a belly full of white dog crap and you lay this sh*t on me?

- This wedding is horse sh*t.

- Stay golden Ponyboy.

- Boats and hoes.

- Dad what are you doing? Its Shark Week.

-For a second there, i thought you were a unicorn.

-Stop acting like a f'ing dinosaur and get a job

-This house is like a prison, on planet bullsh#t, in the universe suckscamelscock

-Sticks and stones may break my bones, but im gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls

-I've got a lucious v of hair going from my chest pubes to my ball fro

-I've got them from the 70's, 80's and 90's, it's like masterbating in a time machine

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Reveng of the Nerds

 

Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?

Gibert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.

Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?

 

Stan Gable: What are you looking at, nerd?

Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.

 

Takashi: Maybe we should have robster craws.

Booger: [adjusting his shirt] What the f#*k are robster craws?

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I WIN

 

Greg Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation.

Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

 

 

Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

 

 

 

Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now.

[puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out]

Bluto: I'm a zit. Get it?

 

 

 

Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f'ing Peace Corps.

 

 

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

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