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Notre Dame Receiver, Hanging Out with Porn Star Lisa Ann


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So I looked up some of her vids. "I wouldn't f#*k her with a stolen dick." - George Carlin

 

Are those the fake cans that teachercd likes? Cause they're pretty f'd up looking to me. She is seriously awful, and if people think she's hot, they need to have their head examined.

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SO it appears to me that she is 42 years old and is probably looking for someone to settle down with. She knows no self respecting man would get within a foot of her so the next safest prey are college athletes with the potential to become professional athletes that make millions of dollars. And they won't have to suck a mile of c$%k to make their money.

just a mile??

 

what if she's in Europe, would that be kilometers of c*ck?

Kilometer < mile

 

 

Look at the big brain on...

 

who am I kidding...

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So I looked up some of her vids. "I wouldn't f#*k her with a stolen dick." - George Carlin

 

Are those the fake cans that teachercd likes? Cause they're pretty f'd up looking to me. She is seriously awful, and if people think she's hot, they need to have their head examined.

I do like her fake cans, yes!

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So I looked up some of her vids. "I wouldn't f#*k her with a stolen dick." - George Carlin

 

Are those the fake cans that teachercd likes? Cause they're pretty f'd up looking to me. She is seriously awful, and if people think she's hot, they need to have their head examined.

I do like her fake cans, yes!

 

you've got issues brotha

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So I looked up some of her vids. "I wouldn't f#*k her with a stolen dick." - George Carlin

 

Are those the fake cans that teachercd likes? Cause they're pretty f'd up looking to me. She is seriously awful, and if people think she's hot, they need to have their head examined.

I do like her fake cans, yes!

 

you've got issues brotha

 

I agree!

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So I looked up some of her vids. "I wouldn't f#*k her with a stolen dick." - George Carlin

 

Are those the fake cans that teachercd likes? Cause they're pretty f'd up looking to me. She is seriously awful, and if people think she's hot, they need to have their head examined.

I do like her fake cans, yes!

 

you've got issues brotha

 

I agree!

 

Well alright then. :wasted

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I've never handled fake cans before...Do the containment bags make a crunchy sound? I had the volume turned down on the video I was watching of her so I wouldn't get caught

They're funny looking and unnatural. That's all that matters to me. If you want to enhance your chesticles, fine. But don't make them look like the guy that did the surgery was tripping balls.

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