Dr. Mantis Toboggan Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 About your health issues. I will give you a free diagnosis and a blank prescription pad! (Disclaimer: Prescription pads are only post-it notes. Dr. Mantis is not a real doctor, but is a nurse. Yes, I have heard all the Gaylord Focker and "Murse" jokes) Quote Link to comment
Count 'Bility Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Where do babys come from? Quote Link to comment
Dr. Mantis Toboggan Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 Where do babys come from? Whiskey and expired condoms Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Is it true that swallowed chewing gum goes into your appendix and stays there for seven years. Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with? Quote Link to comment
StPaulHusker Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with? To hold chewing gum, silly. Quote Link to comment
Dr. Mantis Toboggan Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with? To hold chewing gum, silly.This is true. Some doctors believe that the appendix holds a purpose with the immune system for the digestive tract. But i have found out that the appendix is an excellent source for surgery bills. Quote Link to comment
B.B. Hemingway Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Can you change your profile picture? It bothers me.... epilepsy or whatever. Quote Link to comment
Dr. Mantis Toboggan Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 Can you change your profile picture? It bothers me.... epilepsy or whatever. No Quote Link to comment
Dr. Mantis Toboggan Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 Can you change your profile picture? It bothers me.... epilepsy or whatever. as for your epilepsy, i recommend flashing lights only while driving. Quote Link to comment
B.B. Hemingway Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Can you change your profile picture? It bothers me.... epilepsy or whatever. as for your epilepsy, i recommend flashing lights only while driving. House has 12 strobes....so i know Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I got a virus video. How do I get rid of it? Quote Link to comment
Dr. Mantis Toboggan Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 I got a virus video. How do I get rid of it? If you see a pop up that says "single girls are in your area and ready to chat" i would suggest clicking on that. Also, respond to any emails from a Nigerian prince Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with? Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost. Quote Link to comment
Dr. Mantis Toboggan Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with? Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost. Way to steal my thunder Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with? Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost. Way to steal my thunder Bacteria? Sounds like a bunch of sh#t to me. 1 Quote Link to comment
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