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1:45 PM- Wake up

1:46 PM- Puke up/sh#t out whatever alcohol is left in system from night before.

1:55 PM- Shower

2:05 PM- Tell my family good morning

2:10 PM- Eat whatever food is cooking

2:20 PM- crack a beer and walk out on dock to pray

2:25 PM- crack 2nd beer and get ready to roll for Huskers game.

2:30-5:30- lots of yelling and screaming. Most WTF AND f#*k Ya!

5:30-8:00- play bags

8:15- find out if old lady is feelin frisky

8:16- confirmed

8:17- roll over and head to bed

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1:45 PM- Wake up

1:46 PM- Puke up/sh#t out whatever alcohol is left in system from night before.

1:55 PM- Shower

2:05 PM- Tell my family good morning

2:10 PM- Eat whatever food is cooking

2:20 PM- crack a beer and walk out on dock to pray

2:25 PM- crack 2nd beer and get ready to roll for Huskers game.

2:30-5:30- lots of yelling and screaming. Most WTF AND f#*k Ya!

5:30-8:00- play bags

8:15- find out if old lady is feelin frisky

8:16- confirmed

8:17- roll over and head to bed

You have a family and are able to sleep until 1:45 PM?
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1:45 PM- Wake up

1:46 PM- Puke up/sh#t out whatever alcohol is left in system from night before.

1:55 PM- Shower

2:05 PM- Tell my family good morning

2:10 PM- Eat whatever food is cooking

2:20 PM- crack a beer and walk out on dock to pray

2:25 PM- crack 2nd beer and get ready to roll for Huskers game.

2:30-5:30- lots of yelling and screaming. Most WTF AND f#*k Ya!

5:30-8:00- play bags

8:15- find out if old lady is feelin frisky

8:16- confirmed

8:17- roll over and head to bed

You have a family and are able to sleep until 1:45 PM?

We will be at my in laws cabin. Daughter is 6. 1:45 is a comination of how hungover I'll be and wishful thinking.

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5:00 a.m. wake up and start fire.

5:15 a.m. rub ribs.
5:30 a.m. ribs on smoker

6-8:30 a.m. check on ribs and spray with apple juice
8:30 a.m. wrap ribs in foil
10:30 a.m. pull ribs out of foil
11:30 a.m. cuss at people who haven't picked up ribs.
11:45 a.m. make way across the street to fantasy football draft, eat ribs
12 p.m draft crappy team
2 p.m. find caffiene
2:30-6ish watch game, check huskerboard for clever posts
7ish- realize how crappy of team i drafted, start picking up free agents
8ish- find friends to hang out with

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1:45 PM- Wake up

1:46 PM- Puke up/sh#t out whatever alcohol is left in system from night before.

1:55 PM- Shower

2:05 PM- Tell my family good morning

2:10 PM- Eat whatever food is cooking

2:20 PM- crack a beer and walk out on dock to pray

2:25 PM- crack 2nd beer and get ready to roll for Huskers game.

2:30-5:30- lots of yelling and screaming. Most WTF AND f#*k Ya!

5:30-8:00- play bags

8:15- find out if old lady is feelin frisky

8:16- confirmed

8:17- roll over and head to bed

You have a family and are able to sleep until 1:45 PM?
We will be at my in laws cabin. Daughter is 6. 1:45 is a comination of how hungover I'll be and wishful thinking.
Still, I don't think I have slept that late in 20 years.
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1:45 PM- Wake up

1:46 PM- Puke up/sh#t out whatever alcohol is left in system from night before.

1:55 PM- Shower

2:05 PM- Tell my family good morning

2:10 PM- Eat whatever food is cooking

2:20 PM- crack a beer and walk out on dock to pray

2:25 PM- crack 2nd beer and get ready to roll for Huskers game.

2:30-5:30- lots of yelling and screaming. Most WTF AND f#*k Ya!

5:30-8:00- play bags

8:15- find out if old lady is feelin frisky

8:16- confirmed

8:17- roll over and head to bed

You have a family and are able to sleep until 1:45 PM?
We will be at my in laws cabin. Daughter is 6. 1:45 is a comination of how hungover I'll be and wishful thinking.
Still, I don't think I have slept that late in 20 years.

Me either, I'm praying though.

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7:00 AM - wake up

7:15 AM - roll out of bed

7:20 AM - take morning dump

7:35 AM - finish morning dump and put clothes on

8:00 AM - go to gym

8:30 AM - wonder why I'm at the gym

9:05 AM - say f#*k it and leave gym

10:00 AM - finish getting ready and head out to pick up girlfriend

10:10 AM - arrive to pick her up. She's not ready, as usual.

10:45 AM - she's finally ready

11:30 AM - arrive late to tailgate

12:00 PM - drink first beer and begin grilling

1:00 PM - finish fourth beer and play bag toss or washers

2:00 PM - head downtown to watch game

2:35 PM - begin sobbing into beer at the bar due to happiness

6:30 PM - celebrate Husker win with beers

10:00 PM - pass out

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