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You ever got one thing to do all day but you just can't get yourself to do it?

 

I gotta go to the post office... but I'd probably have to put on pants.

 

They're only open until 5. I'm going to have to do that next week.

 

:bang

Sounds like my whole effin' life.

After all why do today what can be put off until tomorrow.

:dunno

My life's motto.

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You ever have a dream where you get in an argument with someone, then the next time you see them they're like...

 

"Hey, how ya doin'?"

 

You're like... "Hey, f#*k you! Don't act like you didn't push me off that cliff. You're lucky I had wings buddy, VERY LUCKY!"

have you been messing with Grandma's cough medicine again

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You ever have a dream where you get in an argument with someone, then the next time you see them they're like...

 

"Hey, how ya doin'?"

 

You're like... "Hey, f#*k you! Don't act like you didn't push me off that cliff. You're lucky I had wings buddy, VERY LUCKY!"

have you been messing with Grandma's cough medicine again

I think he was actually locked into grandma's garage and decided to suck on the exaust pipe of her car!

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