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  1. How did this guy make the cut when ESPN was letting all those people go?



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    2. Moiraine


      I just want to pet him. What is he like 18 and a half?

    3. BigRedN


      Rex Ryan was horrible as well.  I just don't get it.  He bloviates and seemed very lost.  

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      I wish I could have sat in on the meeting where this dream team was constructed.


      -I say we go with Dipp.  The kid has moxie.  The ladies will think he's adorable.


      -Dipp, huh?  What's his demographic?


      -28-to-34 year old fan fiction writers.


      -Perfect.  Who do you got for play-by-play?


      -I'd say Beth Mowins is due for a major promotion.


      -Mowins?  The broad who called the 11 am UMASS football games?  You know nobody wants to work with Mowins.


      -Actually, sir, I've been in contact with Rex Ryan.  He said he'll do it as long as she agrees to wear open toe shoes.


      -*slaps desk* Goddammit Johnson, you're a genius!  You've done it again!