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How did this guy make the cut when ESPN was letting all those people go?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eONsrnmAhck
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I wish I could have sat in on the meeting where this dream team was constructed.
-I say we go with Dipp. The kid has moxie. The ladies will think he's adorable.
-Dipp, huh? What's his demographic?
-28-to-34 year old fan fiction writers.
-Perfect. Who do you got for play-by-play?
-I'd say Beth Mowins is due for a major promotion.
-Mowins? The broad who called the 11 am UMASS football games? You know nobody wants to work with Mowins.
-Actually, sir, I've been in contact with Rex Ryan. He said he'll do it as long as she agrees to wear open toe shoes.
-*slaps desk* Goddammit Johnson, you're a genius! You've done it again!