Favorite quote about Nebraska

[MichiganDad3]

I have to paraphrase because I can't find the quote from Steve Spurrier.

 

I prefer to lose the SEC and play in a bowl we can win. The SEC champion has to get the crap beat out of them by Nebraska.

[Count 'Bility]

the Jackhawk 9000. Available at walmart.

[Nebfanatic]

the Jackhawk 9000. Available at walmart.

Packs of wild dogs are controlling most of the major cities...you may need that jackhawk 9000

[knapplc]

In nineteen minutes this area's gonna be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska.

- Bishop

[MinnwiscowaSker]

"Whenever you play Nebraska you always talk about stopping the run. Which to me is a lot like stopping the snow in february in Lincoln. You aint gonna do it. "

 

Keith Jackson

Pregame comments.

1994 UCLA game.

Just try to read this without doing so in Keith Jackson's voice.

[RunMickeyRun02]

"We got clobbered"

 

-Steve Spurrier

[txschutte]

^{"Tell you what, if the Huskers beat my Spartans, I'll kiss my own arse and put the video on YouTube."~My buddy Steve, from Michigan, November 6, 2015.}

 

^{He has yet to deliver.}

[RunMickeyRun02]

^{"Tell you what, if the Huskers beat my Spartans, I'll kiss my own arse and put the video on YouTube."~My buddy Steve, from Michigan, November 6, 2015.}

 

^{He has yet to deliver.}

I'm good with not seeing that video. I wouldn't hold him to it.

[grandpasknee]

"Whenever you play Nebraska you always talk about stopping the run. Which to me is a lot like stopping the snow in february in Lincoln. You aint gonna do it. "

 

Keith Jackson

Pregame comments.

1994 UCLA game.

I don't remember the game, but Keith Jackson made the comment....its funny, but not my favorite though. Turner Gill attempted a pass, but it hit one of the offensive linemen's helmet. Keith Jackson said "Turner Gill didn't have the presence of mind to throw the ball over the offensive lineman's headgeah..." (you have to use his voice).

[grandpasknee]

Keith Jackson, after the Florida game that lead up to the Fiesta Bowl in 95. Griese had just picked Florida to win because of their offense and speed. Keith said something to the effect of "Florida is a good team, but they haven't seen the likes of the Peters brothers and the Nebraska defense. I'm picking Nebraska!" I loved him for that...and he was absolutely dead on.

[grandpasknee]

“Man, woman and child did that put 'em in the aisles! Johnny ‘The Jet’ Rodgers just tore 'em loose from their shoes!”

By far the best announcing moment I've ever heard....nothing comes close.

[RunMickeyRun02]

"Do you want to play for Nebraska when you get older?"

-Mickey Joseph

[beorach]

"It ain't where I been, fat boy - it's where I'm goin'!"

[Count 'Bility]

Here's another Jackson before the 1994 Colorado game

 

".......Cant roller skate in a buffalo herd? well i would suggest to you the Cornhuskers intend to find out."

[GM_Tood]

Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.