ShawnWatson

Yellow belt is pretty hard. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=260_1406907948

Star Trek NG is having a marathon on BBC. One of the greatest shows ever.

Star Trek NG is having a marathon on BBC. One of the greatest shoes

What are you bird brains up to?

Rob Schneider is..a stapler. And he's gonna find out being a stapler isn't as easy as it looks.

Kyle field renovation looks like a giant concrete dumpster.

Just got two oranges some fruit cocktail, cranberry juice, two pieces of bread, a sock, and a trash bag. 12 days from now is gonna be great

Wait a minute, everybody pause for the photo. Somebody tell these local haters, I’m global. I gotta go to work.

Decked has had such a crazy summer, you guys.

If you don't have a belt buckle collection then you can go to hell, you guys.

I don't know about you guys, but my favorite buckle collections started in goddamn 1983.

Just started gambling heavily on the WNBA. My life's going down hill fast, you guys.

If these f'ing buckles don't win I swear to god there will be hell to pay.

There's two types of people in this world, those who have a belt buckle collection and those who don't.

Gotta vote for those belt buckles, you guys.

If you sick bastards don't vote for these damn belt buckles a world of pain will be brought on to all of us, you guys.

Midget FIFA World Cup with a tennis ball on a basketball court would be so awesome.

Lebron looked like such a bad boy today, you guys.

Though Barney Cotton's mind is not for rent don't put him down as arrogant, you guys.

Elon Musk is my hero. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sA3Sz1T79mc

I BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE SQUIRRELS

Stringfellow's invite to the Catalina Wine Mixer has officially been rescinded.

You drinkin my sake, kimosabe?

If you see a guy in a white bronco driving 5 mph don't worry.

UC irvine's pitcher has a beautiful mustache.