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  1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Maybe Plumbers Hero can unclog the pain in our hearts, you guys. Seriously, I need to lower my cholesterol.

    1. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      You have to let it happen...let the Plumber's Hero get deep in there to flush the sad out...some people just like to fight it...

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Good-bye you guise. You will be missed.

  2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    This is starting to reach sock puppet levels of epicness

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      However, it's all behind the scenes...as it should be for now...something needs to happen. This isn't right...

    3. RotoRiot

      RotoRiot

      Here goes nothing....

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Oh crap

  3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    I'm gonna pop some tags, you guys

  4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Getting over 3 grand back in taxes how should I spend it?

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      1. Get tax return

      2. Donate to HB

      3. Brag to fellow members you a high roller

      4. Too big to be banned

      5. Tax deduction/next years return even bigger

    3. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      Buy some fur coats.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      ^ From the thrift shop.

  5. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Doing my taxes today. I think I'll buy a yacht with my refund

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Thanks Obama

    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

  6. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Sorry JJ, Marf is my hero now

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It was bound to happen. I release you.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Pffft, who are we kidding? You can't quit me.

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Grrrrr aw you're right.

  7. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    are you able to be banned by stuff you say in a pm?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I see your reverse psychology JJ and raise you a....REPORTED!!!

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      How you like them apples!!!

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I'm going to report this whole board!!!

  8. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    these mods... cards i tell ya, especially that knapp fella

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      I hear his cinnamon rolls are excellent though

    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      Award-winning. ;)

    3. Junior

      Junior

      I love cinnamon rolls.

  9. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Abdullah's last post was a gif of a guy in a whipped cream bikini. That is how we will remember him

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      link?

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      For research purposes only...

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      http://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/27523-random-hotness/page-24#entry1508856
  10. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    I'm pretty sure I lost 3 votes today, you guys

  11. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Nominate Zoogies for Guardian of the Huskerboard

    1. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      I am Groot.

  12. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    way to ruin my day, guys. I actually had to listen to that church service

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Did you find jesus?

    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Yeah. He was in the cry room listening to his zune.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      he would have a zune.

  13. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Going to a Catholic funeral today. Expect a ton of posts from me in the BS forums for the next 2 hours

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      or not lol

  14. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    I started talking out of my face after facebook went down. Is this normal?

  15. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    huskerboard went down and now facebook and instagram is down. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Damn North Koreans!

    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      I made a kim jong un joke earlier on the board. He must be a Colorado fan

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Tinder went down also. Can someone check on teachercd? Is he still alive?

  16. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    tschu has a virus, you guys

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      And zoogies gave it to him

  17. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    oh good. now i can go back to not working

  18. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Nearing my 1000th post. I never thought I would make it this far.

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      I'm like Hermain Cain... I'm at 9 9 9 posts

    3. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      have you posted anything interesting yet?

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      LMFAO.... no...

  19. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    If you do a google image search of "Dr. Mantis Toboggan" it gives you a link to my HB profile... Am I famous?

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      nope

  20. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Rambo marathon on TV at work makes for a fast work day

  21. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    MANTIS THOUGHT: White cheddar is one of the most underrated cheeses

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      BLASPHEMY!

    3. RotoRiot

      RotoRiot

      White cheddar mac and cheese with shells at Jethros BBQ in des moines....delicious!!

    4. RotoRiot

      RotoRiot

      @chaddy, that would be white. I believe red is Boston

  22. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    wanna be a baller

    1. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Shot caller.

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      20 inch blades on the Impala

  23. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Tom Brady is a filthy dagum liar with great teeth. Seriously, the guy's smile is flawless

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    2. Omaha-Husker

      Omaha-Husker

      "This isn't ISIS" Brady making bold claims.

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      They know how tom likes his balls

    4. Marf

      Marf

      It's gotta be the hair, Cotton. Beautiful. It's feathered and lethal.

  24. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Tipping strippers>Tipping waitresses

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Tipping topless stripper waitresses. For the win!

    3. carlfense

      carlfense

      I met a stripper once who was just doing it as a part time gig to pay for her college education.

    4. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      I told "Paula" I was a carpenter. She asked me to move in with her and work on her house. Looking back it probably would have been worth it.

  25. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Mantis Tip: Nothing makes the granny panties drop like rich & chocolaty ovaltine

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