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  1. New Ab workout..? "You Kids get off of my Morphine" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__dUlY0JpSc&feature=youtu.be

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Dizzay. Feelin' no pain!!

  2. No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your “religious freedom.” If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I want to start my own mobile discount abortion clinic. Anyone got a cheap van for sale? No Fetus Can Beat Us.

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      NUance, this is why I don't have a problem with ending public funding for abortions, just so long as every sent goes into contraception and non-abstinence (read: realistic) sex education, including morning-after pills and contraception for men.

       

      Frankly, if we can get people cheap and easy contraception, as well as take away any public assistance incentives for procreation, then the abortion argument becomes more of an outlier.

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      A little off topic...but isn't if strange how women who contribute to society are the ones who choose to get abortions, and the ones who shouldn't breed don't ever consider it?

  3. Note to self: Unplug the Hot Water heater a week BEFORE it hits 115 all week and you get the crazy notion to rake up ~230 lbs of Mesquite seed pods with a strained? ACL as fast as you can so you can finish before sundown ...after a 12 hour workday...and the humidity about triple what it was the week before. I had to lay down in the shower and put the sprayer on a fine mist to try to cool down... And at What age are you s'posed to put a chair in the shower?..Craving electrolytes!...

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      A chair in the shower is okay at any age. I used to do it in college. After a hard night of drinking. While still drinking. lol

    3. 2ndNnine

      2ndNnine

      It cooled down to 110 here yesterday, so I drained my hot tub and filled it with nice fresh hose water then soaked for two hours. try that.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      The water here in the Valley this month is ~88F..Or according to the half barrel my Sibe drinks out of..616 freakin' Dog years...She's demanding ice cubes.

  4. Old friend shows off her engagement ring from politician? named Bill Callahan yesterday on FB...

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      Do you think he is "excellent in EVERY AREA?" ;) ;)

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Well, given that he stuck with Kevin Cosgrove as long as he did, I'd say your friend won't ever have to worry about divorce. lol

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Also, I'd guess this politician is not from Nebraska. The name Callahan would be a big disadvantage there. Even though probably unrelated. lol

  5. On my way to watch #2 Chandler vs #1 Chndlr Hamilton Their QB reminds me of Berringer..On ESPN2 right now

  6. On the heels of "DeflateGate"...And me living almost exactly an hour away from this year's Super Bowl ,I consider it my Civic Duty to volunteer to check Katy Perry's pressure..B4 she performs in the Halftime Show..

    1. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      Hope you get paid.

    2. HuskersNC949597

      HuskersNC949597

      Good thinking, fellow American.

    3. Junior

      Junior

      God bless. You're doing a hero's work.

  7. One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "Whats wrong,why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would'nt talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So whats wrong with that"? The man siad "Well the month is up tonight".

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      The Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a Soho bar and orders a shot of whiskey for £8. ‘You’re quite an unusual sight if you don’t mind me saying so, sir,’ said the barman. ‘We don’t get many monsters in here.’ The monster replies, ‘Aye, and at your prices I’m noo surprised.’

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a pub. The barman says, ‘Is this some kind of joke?’

  8. Prayers for OU's Lee Roy Selmon!! He and his brothers were a burr in our side but he was classy..http://www2.tbo.com/sports/bucs/2011/sep/03/menewso1-bucs-legend-hospitalized-ar-255100/

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Prayers to Lee Roy and the Selmons. Man those guys were good.

  9. Pretty sure i fell in love with a psychic once but she arranged it so that we never met...

  10. Pretty sure it's just some guy wanting to see what he'd look like with a 'stache.

  11. Pretty sure it's just some guy wanting to see what he'd look like with a 'stache.

  12. Probably the 2nd game I ever saw..Those guys sure had skinny legs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8MfFbDR6kg

    1. tschu

      tschu

      Never really watched this before. Damn our defense is sick!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Nice find! I watched a few minutes. Should make time to see the whole game.

  13. Remember!!! April 21 is National Drug Testing Day!!!

  14. Remember!!! April 21 is National Surprise Drug Testing Day!!!

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      I mowed my lawn yesterday - is that close enough for 4/20?

  15. Sooo...GameDay in State College Saturday?

  16. Started watching a replay of last year's MNC...Why don't they call it in the air anymore? (Coin toss)

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I still think rock-paper-scissors would be better.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Roshambo

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^ You mean the alt name for rock-paper-scissors? Or the Urban Dictionary version involving testicular pain?

  17. Strange how hard it is to sleep when you just tripped over a scorpion on the way upstairs..Every little itch makes you leap out of bed screaming and patting yourself down.

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    2. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      I was stung twice by a scorpion a few years ago. Hurt like a mofo'ing sumbitch! Hit me twice in the index finger. Grabbed some deck ballisters not knowing it was there. No side effects but my finger hurt for a while

       

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      4th one I'd found in the house this Summer..Probably Karma for "playing" with the other 3 to see how mad I can make them before they sting my pointy stick...then feeding them to my son's pet turtles.

       

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Just pick'em up and eat'em.

  18. Sweet! Just renewed my AZ auto liscense online and got "HUSKR37" ...I almost got "HOSKERS" with plans to strategically place some bird poop on the top of the O, but feared getting pulled over.....

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Why the 37? I always wondered about that. You a fan of an NU #37 player, perhaps?

    2. fro daddy
  19. Thanks for the frind invite, BRI and HN..I'll add you back if I ever figure out how..(Never had friends before)

  20. The transformation of my Husker/Buckeye Hybrid seems to be complete..Started rooting for Nebraska a couple of seasons ago after a decade as a Momma's boy..(His Mom couldn't even say the word "Michigan" w/o adding "Ptuey" at the end)...And just last Saturday, I swear I caught him rooting AGAINST tOSU in their 1 point win over Mechicken..If only there was some way of breaking the news to his Mom without losing the kid's trust, I'd probably get full custody.

    1. Ratt Mhule
    2. NUance

      NUance

      Nice. You need to take him to a Husker game someday. lol

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Saturday, December 28, 2013 at 8:15 PM

      Sun Devil Stadium, Tempe, Arizona...If all goes right

       

  21. The turf looks sick..Can somebody add some iron to every other 5 yards of the field?

  22. thinking about goin to the Awatukee Bar that just advertised on 1060AM to see the 2nd half

  23. Thinking about going to Las Vegas (not the one in Utah this time)..Anything fun for a Ten year old to do there?

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    2. imgonnasuhyou

      imgonnasuhyou

      i wouldn't take my kid to circus circus. It's a dump. there's some large arcade type thing on the southern end of the strip. Pools, Roller coasters at New york new york and stratosphere.

    3. imgonnasuhyou

      imgonnasuhyou

      nicest pools at mandalay, wynn, flamingo. Also movie theaters.

    4. huskerfan702

      huskerfan702

      coca cola world, gameworks, new york new york rollercoaster, dolphin and tiger habitat at mirage are some cool things

  24. Thought I was dying last night

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