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These days, I'm just hoping we don't set a new record for longest stretch without a conference championship. I believe the previous worst stretch was 22 seasons without a championship, between Biff Jones winning it in 1940 and Devaney in 1963.

He said they were becoming obsolete, but yeah. https://www.cornnation.com/2014/6/29/5844500/nebraska-football-offensive-coordinator-tim-beck-interview

Funny what happens when you bring in a red-hot guy who just went undefeated instead of a career .500 guy that nobody's heard of, huh? Pretty much the same way it was with Osborne, right? Set it up so that if just one defender misses his assignment, it's off to the races.

Did he ever?

The many faces of Tyjon Lindsey...

Let's not forget that his bosses, Bounds and Green, did the same thing before they hired Moos! Little different result than when a guy like Perlman just ices out Osborne with decisions like this, huh?

"The worst part for Mick Stoltenberg would be if there wasn't a season for redemption." I feel for some of the guys who won't get that opportunity.

I must confess, I do love me some figs as well. "Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, 'May you never bear fruit again!' Immediately the tree withered." - Matthew 21:19 "He struck down their vines and fig trees and shattered the trees of their country." - Psalm 105:33 (I wonder if the bible says anything about figging...)

Mac & Cheese a meal or side dish?

Cotton-polyester shirts are my secret sin. "Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material." - Leviticus 19:19

Yeah, doing this at the state level is probably kinda meaningless - a lot of states have substantial differences in cost of living in different areas.

I've never been myself, but I'll say that this year's will probably have a line that's twice as long as normal, if not more.

Yes, but how many of those Nebraska fans who aren't message board nerds are on this site, where I wrote the message?

As some others have said, if you followed things closely on here, almost nothing in those stories will be new to you. It's really just assembling what we already knew into a single narrative.

Caputo was the one who stepped on T-Mart's ankle in the infamous Texas A&M game, though...

First game I was able to attend at Memorial Stadium. It was also the game where Der Viener Schlinger was officially named, IIRC.

That's more like having a small block V8 dropped on your thumb. Did the staff pick up any tricks from Shaquem Griffin on lifting with one hand?

Personally, I think Bo is mostly just enjoying some time in a low-profile job. Gotta be better for the blood pressure for a guy like that, you know?

Internet forum posters, rewriting quotes and passing it off as fact that Al Gore claimed to have invented the Internet since 1999. https://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp

Stanton was godawful in the 2015 spring game. 3 of 11, 1 int.

I don't think Callahan lost the team like Riley did, at least not to the same extent. Even as bad as things were, he still managed to hang 73 on K-State in his second to last game.