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  1. You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every single one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.

    1. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      "Gentlemen, I"ve been waiting awhile to say this, but in 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemies toast"

       

      "That's coast sir"

       

      "What? That will take more time"

  2. You made the right call, #9.

  3. You said you'd eat whale blubber.

    1. liveforNU

      liveforNU

      Oh she's gonna eat blubber alright

  4. You will not make this putt, you jackass.

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    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      wanna go to the sizzler and get some grub?

    3. GSG

      GSG

      I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK!

    4. ADS

      ADS

      Hey! You no want breakfast?

  5. You're gonna die clown!

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      /Adam Sandler voice

    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      YOU SUCK YOU STUPID CLOWN!

  6. You're right, BigRedPowerWagon, three months is a long time. Maybe buy her some flowers or something.

    1. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      rent magic mike. my wife had us push our beds together after she saw that, which is no small feat as they are across the hall from each other.

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Buy her 50 Shades of Grey. You'll be doing some BDSM in no time.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! Just wait a few years until your male insomnia kicks in. Then you'll know what goes on on the Interwebs during the wee hours of the morning. lol

    3. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      What if we suddenly just had a big group of Koreans who went to a Husker game and wanted to chat with other like-minded folks?

    4. NUance
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