KingBlank

Out of context hilarious

Ok check it out I signed up for lessons, and sent this, also have the response email. The text I sent read this: I am an absolute beast from the midwest. You want to Phillip Rivers 2.9 you have found your man. I have broken receivers hands with my howitzer arm. This thing should be labeled a weapon of mass destruction. I just want to see if you can even come close to matching these moon shots. Only reason I didn't go pro is because I don't need anyone telling me how to launch the rock. I'm a men among boys sir, this thing is trained, maintained, lifted and crafted by the best arm strength coach in the world, me. I can't even play catch at the tailgates because people can't hold their beer while I rifle spirals across the lot. This beast should be caged but I might take it out to eat for an hour, just to see if you can hang. Email response: Thanks for following QBLesson.com. Here is what I want you to do: 1. Go to store and get 3 gallons of Vitamin D milk - I know that the Main Stream Media Illuminati wants you to think that the tariff war is raising prices on everything. But milk is actually $1.69/Gallon. And Justin Trudeau once had his eyebrows fall off during an interview. Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHLn_DXiwrs 2. Drink all 3 of these gallons of milk before & within 2 days of our quarterback lesson 3. It has to be white milk, not chocolate milk 4. I want you to be prepared for the following. I will most likely warm up with you to get my goose loose. Then I will motion for you to run some kind of deeper route. And you will trot another 10-20 yards, and I will throw it way better than you ever expected. Nervousness will start to rise up in your throat. But its okay. Just listen to your apple watch, and take a deep breath. Everything is going to be okay. 5. Okay, so you're going to throw it back to me, and realize that I don't move. At all. I don't pretend to run any routes for you. I just stand there, wait for the ball, that will probably hit someone 10 yards in front of me. Because you can't throw as good as me. 6. It will bounce my way, and I will pick it up. To which I will motion for you to run another route. This time further. Until you realize that you are roughly 40-50 yards away. And its starting to get a little more serious than you thought. 7. At this point I will throw the ball 60 or 70 yards, and most likely 10 yards past you being able to catch it. Because I am trying to tell you to go further, and for some reason you don't believe me. But you do now. Because dear god I have never in my entire life seen an arm like this. 8. You wont be able to throw it back, but don't try to punt it either because I hate kickers. and that is the fastest way to never throw with me ever again. So just do you best to throw it. Again, Keeping in mind I don't like to move that much. Maybe in a radius of 10 yards around my throwing area. I am not the dog fetching balls in this situation. You are. 9. The rest of the throwing session will be just me motioning you to various places on the field, you running, and me throwing passes very hard, really dead seriously accurate and hard, and the football making noise because the laces are trying to breathe, because the football is so scared about how high I threw it this time, and the actual football is having a panic attack, as it comes crashing down back to earth, to cave your sternum in, because you were not able to catch it, with your hands, I am assuming here, because its just too professional of a throw, and you have no idea that I was actually this talented. and that combination of events. 10. So after an entire 1 hour straight of me just wearing your a$$ out throwing passes for you to drop out on the football field. Barely letting you get water breaks, because I don't need breaks. And I just keep saying 1 more. 1 more bro.1 more. The lesson will be finished. And you'll go to hand me $40 dollars. And I will accept it. And go home. Make America Great Again!, Go Deep!, Thanks man, H

Exfreakinactly

What I witnessed was of the worst displays of tackling fundamentals ever by a top team. Look I understand good players but Jesus H put your head up and take the ball carrier to the ground. 4 times the Oklahoma guy was celebrating the tackle and the dude had drove over him and was still in play. At some point you have to have people play football, I mean Bobby D is part of the staff so I understand the lack of tackling. Some of those might have at least made the game competitive.

If people around here want a 3 time convicted drunk driver to coach here, a guy that liked many women should be a shoe in.

What are you talking about? He was good

Ya i mean all those pros he recruited getting paid mad money

That my friends is fantastic

Wow you must be bored lol, that's much think

You can't have your elbows out trying to fly like a bird, you will get called every time because it is a foul.

Ever been to Nebraska basketball game and they announce there is 15000 people in attendance but it's half empty? Because I have and it's hilarious

It was empty in every corner, picking on the student section is ridiculous, they stand have more people in each row. The rich balcony was empty for both games, and no there isn't 4000 people worth of room to stand behind the glass up there. It's people in every section

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Well to be honest Osborne, Perlman, Green would have had a very hard time in today's culture keeping his job intact with some of the incidents that happened. Would we have kept the beatings, robberies, rapes quite, fights in bars where cameras didn't exist, or would we have admitted them and kicked the player off? You tell me because Tom never wanted to lose a player because he always thought he could fix them. O yes sir there are some similarities they just happened 20 years apart.

Dude it was the first game canceled due to weather ever, you are definitely in a very small minority Correct

Dome is literally the worst idea. This is Nebraska we don't need a dome ever. Ya weiners, buy a coat. Plus snow games are fun as heck to go to.

David was the number 1 juco recruit in the nation according to some. Rex was the Texas Gatorade player of year if I recall. Hello Helu was recruited by top tier programs. Ameer had late hard interest from Auburn. Those guys were pretty highly regarded as incoming football players.

You saw what happened when he did, the worst 3 years in the modern era. I dunno facts and stuff

Well you know also the record

Careful it's not ok to give Bo credit for anything ever around here

You also have the rich seats half full and the 600 level half full during that game in the second half. Do they lose the right for their tickets as well?

Huh weird

I don't even understand how you have construed a comment I made which literally makes no mention of other parts of the game. My arguement has nothing to with punts or other defenses scoring and the total "defensive" points to change that. It's purely about our defense giving up points, which in fact in how the game is scored from its inception is the most important part of that side of the ball. Just offense is about scoring and special teams is about field position. Football is massively more complicated game when it is played and scored, but the actual defense on the field at the time, giving up points per game will always be the defining stat. Defense scoring numbers should not in any argument about defense include the total of the game if there is scoring by interception ect.

Pretty funny there bud. Unfortunately the team that holds the other team to less points actually wins the football game. I more the anyone point to statistics as the basis for judgement, points per play is metric used by fan bases to artificially inflate their own opinions of how good a defense is. Also if the score was 29-28? Who wins?

In that highly unlikely scenario the conclusion would be hard to come too. In your second scenario the defense only gave up 17, if I'm assuming the final score was 31.