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That’s some real crack reporting, Cavanaugh.

Laser Missouri. I guess that’s okay, as long as it’s pronounced the way T.O. says it: Missourah.

I realize this is in jest, but David Njoku really came on at the end of the season (as most Browns did). Once he got over the drops, he's turning into a great tight end. If Charles is in the same mold, sign me up!

Ditto. It's a comment on the human condition. We can have what we want, but we never know when we have it, because we are always searching for it.

While I don't think he's funny, I don't think he's crazy either. He's just going for the football version of Domingo Ayala. Problem is you can't force Domingo’s style of humor; it's God-given.

Imagine what our players would be like if they weren’t multi-sport athletes!

So that’s why Ms. Suckstorf has been tweeting so much about him. Sounds like she was there to recruit Mama too.

Classics never go out of style, dude!

Had it actually been just his dad’s nickname, that would be creepy indeed. If anyone calls me “Tiger” or “Brogsie Baby”, my skin will crawl.

Likewise, there’s no way to know Nebraska isn’t the 19th best team in the country heading into week one. I’ve always took it as magazines and other publications’ polls are where they’ll end up; AP and Coaches poll are where they think they are heading into week one. The timing of the CFP rankings makes the most sense. Why take a shot in the dark when you can just wait to see the teams play? Of course they could figure out how to actually vote logically, but that’s an entirely different matter.

Four inches off?! Heck, if people can pull it off, I’m gonna start claiming an extra four inches too.

Im hella tired so maybe my brain isn’t functioning well enough, but how is 50th better than 34th? EDIT: I didn’t see it was percentile. Never mind!!

Javin retweeted the Denzel GIF tweet before that tweet of his own.

All these tweets from a Lincoln mortgage lender kinda hint at something happening.

Just sub in Chad Pennington and nobody will notice the difference.

Except the Heisman isn’t for the most valuable player; it’s for the most outstanding player. Well, I guess we’re lucky your phone went to HuskerBoard and not Eleven Warriors.

1,976 total yards without playing in the second half of most games.

I’ll just go ahead and say thanks for all the kudos for calling this a good hire. You’re too kind!

I know Clouse likes to oversell things, but this one really takes the cake.

Heck, just lightning is all I care about.

I expect him to be an “offensive analyst” at Texas next year (aka someone to tell Tim Beck he’s not calling the right plays). He’ll be tied to the USC job all year, but Brian Kelly takes the job. Then Urbs subverts the obvious and goes to Florida State. He sees it as a kush job when Dabo goes to Bama. Notre Dame hires Bob Stoops.

Are we gonna turn every thread into a food thread?

I’m assuming this was before KJJ was on the team. Oh, wait.

Any time I would house a kickoff (which was like every other time) against my brother, I would just yell ”Randy Stella is a Stella playa!” Fun times.