Parl Celini

Jimmer will wash up. His garbage doesn't work with a rangy defender in his face.

trust me jimmer will be able to shoot around anyone in the NBA. the reason he wont thrive though is he wont be that go to go and wont jack up 30 shots a game

Named first team All American: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=6266765

Yeah, those are some good pictures. I like the one where Barnes is passing the ball in and the Crazies are giving him some spirit fingers lol.

Johnny Cash is the man

He shot a man in Reno ...

I think pretty much every tourney team would shoot better than that.

Lol dad literally just said this is like watching a little kids YMCA game

It literally was.

Luckily I went to the bathroom no more than five minutes before the news came out, but I laughed for a good five minutes. The internet strikes again!

I pooped a little

Are you saying that the NBA is basketball? Cuz it's definitely not

The playoffs is. I will give it to you, the regular season, only a select few teams play hard

Perhaps Parl was referring to the current trend in basketball to take 3 or more steps in a running fashion towards the basket, complete a reverse tomahawk dunk, and then sign an autograph on a spectator's breast before beginning an obligatory five minute, in-game celebratory mode?

shut up

The Durantula! Nice dunk.

Your hate fuels me

I've always been surprised how someone who is a nebraska fan can like puke. Two completely opposite ways of life and attitude.

How so? Graduate kids, clean program, win games. Hmmm.... I'm more surprised by all the Gayhawk fans.

Yes, I tried that technique the last time I had an XBOX go out on me. It was also the third time and I was desperate. There are videos on youtube that show you how to do it. It actually worked for me. XBOX lasted another month or two. Eventually the whole thing crapped out and I bought a PS3. Best decision I ever made and haven't looked back since...

I did it 2 years ago and the Xbox is still working today with no problems. It is not a fix, it is kind of dangerous and there is no way to tell how long it will work. Best bet is to send it away if you really want it fixed. I have also heard good things about the guys that advertise on craiglist. I also have a PS3 that I love, but the Xbox is still the best online game play next to the PC.

It'll work for a bit, but once it craps out again, nobody's gonna be able to fix it.

you should play the streak on ESPN.com....the pot is up to $250,000.

And you can play against me, mmmtodd and Dbetz!

I do play that also. On beat the streak though, if you beat the 56 game hit streak set by Joe Dimaggio, you get 5.6 million dollars.

They're team name is the KC Wizards now. And the story said he played soccer since he was 4 and warms up before football games by kicking the soccer ball around. I think he will have a legitimate chance of making the squad if he has a decent amount of skill, cuz I'm sure he is faster and stronger than most guys in the MLS.

pros are pros, parl. its like saying he can go play ping pong with the chinese because he had been playing since he was little and beat everyone in the clubhouse.

Ping Pong isn't an athletic sport though. He has the athleticism to make the squad. All I'm saying is if he has some soccer skill he might have a chance to make the squad. I never said he would but none of us know what he can do with a soccer ball. I'm just hoping for the best because he is my favorite player and I want him to do good. He probably won't make it, but who knows for sure.

10 AM just called...

Somewhere the statement is being yelled.... "SHOW ME THE MONEY!".

He has said that before. Did you see how GSP doged the question last time. "I don't fight to be a chapion, I'm already a champion" GSP wants none of Silva. Would love to see the fight though and would actually cheer for GSP.

A&M game. Plus McCray and Walker have been in the top 10 plays for dunks

Good show.

they didn't earn it, it fell in their lap and you know it

Duke took care of their own business. Can't help that everybody else choked

SDSU!!!

Indeed.

They have zero offensive talent around him. He's set up to fail and I LOVE it.

I don't think Cam is going to amount to anything the NFL either. I just have a strong feeling about that.