cmb23 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 and asked the dealer "how much?". The dude replied "for the ring, or for the hand?". Naturally I said... ...you really ARE an idiot aren't you Neuheisel? I'll just sell it on Ebay. When I got home... Quote Link to comment
Touchdown Tommie Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Kirk's ghost was waiting for me on the front step, when out of nowhere..... Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 ...an errant pass from Joe Dailey hit me in the back of the head causing me to drop Matt Leinart's ring down the storm drain. I looked at Kirk's ghost and said... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 .....Kirk, I bet you could never throw a football and hit me in the head. Then Kirk started crying again and...... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 all of a sudden Lou Holtz shows up, and begins to wipe away Kirks tears. When out of the blue...... Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 all of a sudden Lou Holtz shows up, and begins to wipe away Kirks tears. When out of the blue...... came the maize and blue in 92 to tie his Buckeyes and rob him of a big ten championship. Then lo' and behold.. Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Mark and Kirks' menstrual cycles began to coincide making things at eSUXpn pretty messy but..... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 luckily Josh Freeman was around to help clean up the mess, when all of a sudden Princess says..... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 The Hawk has impregnated me and our 2024 recruiting troubles are over unless.... Quote Link to comment
Blackshirt Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 The Hawk has impregnated me and our 2024 recruiting troubles are over unless.... ..."Chase Daniel pulls it out and eats it." That was rather inappropriate, so I began blowing my Botswana-dog all over Rons lap, which also happened to be where Josh Freeman was living this semester, which seemed to be a bit.... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 a little strange since Princess has always said he did swing that way. While Freepussy was combing out the Botsawana-dog from his fro, and wiping Ron's love juice from his chin, he said........... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 "If I swallow it will I be able to start next year also???" and Princess said........... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Sure but you may have to transfer to sCUm for it is there that.... Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Sure but you may have to transfer to sCUm for it is there that.... c*cksuckers thrive amongst the 30 sCUm fans. and then.. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 ........Mason Crosby came out of nowhere and kicked me 83 yards! When I got back up he was already standing beside me and was lining up for another kick. I swiftly moved out of the way (a la Charlie Brown) and he wiffed and fell on his a$$. I then kicked him in the pills numerous times before........ Quote Link to comment
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