HuskerMoon Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 This is what I heard.. Tom Osborne and Bill Snyder are leaving together to replace Dan Hawkins at Colorado as co-head coaches because Colorado really needs a couple of "Menters"!!! (THERE IS AN O IN THAT WORD T.O.!!) Frank Solich is going to take over as athletic director at Nebraska and will coach the Omaha Beef Part time. Menolik Holt has been possessed by demons and has to be exorcised before he can return to practice. Shawn Watson has been hired at Texas Tech because they need a new offensive coordinator due to lack of offensive production. Ndamukong Suh is starting next week for the Minnesota vikings because he wants to be a part of the purple people eater dreamboat season! (PS, they already decided to give him the Outland, Lombardi and Heisman and will mail them to his new condo in Minneapolis at the end of the year) Alex Henrey and Ndamukon Suh got in a fistfight and Henery got suspended for 6 years for working over the Sunami! They handed out the blackshirts to the second team offense. Cody Green's name and number are embroidered in gold. anything else?? oh yeah.. They are going to hold football games at a New Stadium in Grand Island beginning 2011 citing an attendence problem in Lincoln and claiming it will be more economical for the state.. Quote Link to comment
HuskerMoon Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Rumors get crazier every day. Quote Link to comment
Vince from ShamWOW Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Bo to Penn State sounds right. Better recruiting opportunities and playing in the Big 10 is a faster track to a NC than Nubville. If you run, you and your lunch pail can still catch your short bus. Never happen....He'd run the wrong direction. Quote Link to comment
Vince from ShamWOW Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Long time browser, first time post. When you see some crap like this it forces you to post. I'll get that news page and post a it tomorrow. Do it now. It should be available via the Internet. Quote Link to comment
Axl_sued_me Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 What did I miss? Too lazy to read through 4 pages. Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 What did I miss? Too lazy to read through 4 pages. Pelini's salt-water aquarium guy apparently has confirmation of a rumor that there is a sale at JcPenny's this weekend. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 What did I miss? Too lazy to read through 4 pages. The most credible rumor appears to be some issue with Holt and a substance test, possibly a failure due to some non-steroid substance banned by the NCAA that was, apparently, in his vitamin water. That's about it. Quote Link to comment
caveman99 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 I have to agree with Drowning, this thread is absolutely classic!!! I was laughing so damned hard. Quote Link to comment
irafreak Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 And to think some were upset by all of this gossip.... Quote Link to comment
Axl_sued_me Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 What did I miss? Too lazy to read through 4 pages. The most credible rumor appears to be some issue with Holt and a substance test, possibly a failure due to some non-steroid substance banned by the NCAA that was, apparently, in his vitamin water. That's about it. So is he booted? Quote Link to comment
Twodocs Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 What did I miss? Too lazy to read through 4 pages. The most credible rumor appears to be some issue with Holt and a substance test, possibly a failure due to some non-steroid substance banned by the NCAA that was, apparently, in his vitamin water. That's about it. So is he booted? there is a process that must be followed it is not like the old days I hope there is a mistake and there may be a second test for hair that will tell if you have false reading just sayin... Quote Link to comment
Vince from ShamWOW Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 I heard after getting his tongue stuck on a light pole, he was shooting his new Red Rider BB gun and got a ricochet in the eye. Quote Link to comment
caveman99 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 I heard after getting his tongue stuck on a light pole, he was shooting his new Red Rider BB gun and got a ricochet in the eye. Quote Link to comment
DJR313 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Turbo Gillini Saltwater Aquarium Guy Jim Grobe wide-stancin' Where art thou IBLEEDRED? Quote Link to comment
Ohio Pete Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Bo to PSU? Why would he want to go coach somewhere that if they go undefeated they might not win the NC? Might as well go coach at Utah. Quote Link to comment
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