The Dude Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I know none of you care, but I'm slightly drunk and want to say... Why did they make them look so shiny? I mean, I get why they do it on the girls (because they're zooming in on their bumparts or their boobparts) but this is a bunch of big football players who aren't trying to look sexy. If they were trying to look sexy, I would be fine with them zooming in on their backsides (the DBs, not linemen) and making it look like they swam in massage oil, but they aren't. They're a bunch of guys who were normal-looking and then they decided to add effects to make them look sweaty and zitty. Crick looked fine and tough enough the way he was but then they altered it to make it look like he needs to use some of that acne stuff that Jessica Simpson is always advertising. The kind that is specially formulated to fit each person's unique biological structure. I wonder if they map each person's entire genome to give them the right ingredients. That only costs $200 now. I care. Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I care. my heart feels warmer Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Getting kind of weird in here fellas... Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 No, now it's getting weird in here. Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 No, now it's getting weird in here. I wonder why he lives alone. Getting kind of weird in here fellas... You missed an important detail Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Getting kind of weird in here fellas... You missed an important detail Huh?? Quote Link to comment
okaive Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 One of the fellas is a fellaete. Quote Link to comment
Enhance Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I don't like the shooping by the feet of Crick and Jones. Quote Link to comment
shabizzle Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 anyone know if what cover you get from SI is random? I got andrew luck. Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 anyone know if what cover you get from SI is random? I got andrew luck. Supposed to be regional. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 One of the fellas is a fellaete. Well it's pretty confusing when the screen name is "The Dude" I just figured it was an actual "dude" Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 One of the fellas is a fellaete. Well it's pretty confusing when the screen name is "The Dude" I just figured it was an actual "dude" It's a common misconception. The Dude is actually a fictional character from the motion picture The Big Lebowski. Quote Link to comment
orhusker Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Love the game face. Quote Link to comment
ohiocornhusker Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I went to the local bookstore and the cover was the guy from the SEC in the middle and Crick was to his left. You would think that in Ohio the big 10 player would be front and center. Tomorrow I go to a different bookstore to try again. sigh, Quote Link to comment
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