The Dude Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road. 1 Quote Link to comment
tschu Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead is the honey badger's only natural predator. 4 Quote Link to comment
gobiggergoredder Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 The sun orbits Rex Burkhead. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead is a heckuva football player. Quote Link to comment
gobiggergoredder Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead can eat soup with chopsticks. Quote Link to comment
AK-47 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 If death ever came for Rex Burkhead, Rex would meet him in the hole and plow him over on the way to yet another touchdown. Â Rex Burkhead ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one. Â When Rex Burkhead goes scuba diving, the sharks wear safety cages. 1 Quote Link to comment
gobiggergoredder Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 As a child, there was only one puzzle Rex Burkhead never cared to finish. He already formed all 7 pieces. The puzzle was named Pangea. Quote Link to comment
NoLongerN Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Loved the humor in this thread. Quote Link to comment
trob0508 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 When people have ghost problems, they don't call the ghostbusters......they call Rex Burkhead Quote Link to comment
sd'sker Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 napoleon had a rex burkhead complex. the iron curtain folded under their fear of rex burkhead. Quote Link to comment
sd'sker Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 'apocalypse now' is a documentary about rex's birth. achilles had a burkhead heel. Quote Link to comment
Lil' Red Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead fumbled once, just to see what it felt like. Quote Link to comment
gobiggergoredder Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Rex Burkhead goes killing. Quote Link to comment
gobiggergoredder Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 When Rex Burkhead has surgery, the anesthesia is given to the Doctors. Quote Link to comment
huskerscott Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex can solve the rubix cube in .8 seconds. Quote Link to comment
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