Big Red 40 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 If Rex punched you in the face , you would feel the irresistible urge to thank him. Quote Link to comment
WhatDoIKnow Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead puts his pants on TWO legs at a time. Quote Link to comment
HeyBurke Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Alex Henery has already kicked the Super Bowl winning field goal; they're just waiting for it to circle the Earth. 2 Quote Link to comment
WhatDoIKnow Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Quote Link to comment
gobiggergoredder Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 When the boogieman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Rex Burkhead. Quote Link to comment
gobiggergoredder Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 When Rex Burkhead does a push-up, it is the Earth going down and not him coming up. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I am going to run out of +1s on this thread, I can see it now. Funny stuff. I spit on my monitor after reading a couple of these. Husker_x, ShawnWatson, lionsfan93 and sd'sker to name a few. Kudos. Keep them coming. Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead is enormously tall and heavy, can eat anything, can tolerate any amount of drugs and alcohol, is superhumanly tough, possesses a variety of other superhuman powers, has cheated death on numerous occasions, has no regard for the well-being of others, and has caused the death and maiming of many people. Although many of Burkhead's accomplishments are downright abhorrent, they are all celebrated with the same gusto. Quote Link to comment
gobiggergoredder Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead once won a game of Russian Roulette with 6 bullets in the gun. Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 There is no such thing as survival of the fittest.........unless Rex Burkhead decides to let you survive. Â Rex Burkhead's used boxers are sent to North Korea and used to enrich uranium. Â The square root of Rex Burkead is pain. Â According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Rex Burkhead can run through you for a touchdown......yesterday. Quote Link to comment
Suhness Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 In Argentina, they use Rex Burkhead's poop as currency. 2 Quote Link to comment
HeyBurke Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead watched the killer video from The Ring... Eight days ago. 1 Quote Link to comment
GMoose Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Baseball players should be tested for steroids. Rex Burkhead should be tested for radioactivity. Quote Link to comment
La Volpe Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 When Rex Burkhead jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Rex Burkhead. Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rex Burkhead used to have Jack Bauer's job, the show was called 24 seconds. 1 Quote Link to comment
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