This just might be crazy enough to work.

[The Dude]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TvvRlweyl0

[Excel]

What's the story on this? Who is this guy?

 

Clearly he's a closeted homosexual.

[The Dude]

He's a North Carolina pastor.

 

Story: http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/22/video-of-north-carolina-pastors-plan-to-get-rid-of-gays-goes-viral/?hpt=hp_c1

[Decked]

We should do a similar thing with all the Suckeyes, Buckys, And ScUM. No offense Bucky .

[Excel]

We should do a similar thing with all the Suckeyes, Buckys, And ScUM. No offense Bucky .

dibs on Kate Upton

[NUance]

lol. He's just as batsh#t crazy as that woman that testified a few days ago against the Lincoln equal rights bill. And apparently quite a few folks in his congregation are too. Or maybe they're just aggin gays.

[HSKR]

See, Ron Brown isn't so bad.

[It'sNotAFakeID]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TvvRlweyl0

 

Pleasant, his talk reminds me of a talk that one man had with another group of men in which similar ideas were proposed.

 

That man--Reinhard Heydrich and the Nazis when proposing what to do with the Jews.

 

Oh but that's different you say...

[rawhide]

He musta took Biology AP classes in High School. "They can't reproduce". No crap, sherlock.

 

 

He's definitely filled with something and it isn't Jesus or the Holy Spirit.

 

Truly sad.

[knapplc]

Why stop at the gays? Let's just round up everyone we disagree with and put them in pens. Let's round up the people on the other side of the political aisle, people who root for the wrong sports team, people who don't drink their coffee the way I drink mine, people who don't like ketchup, people who don't think Alice Goodwin is the hottest woman alive... all these people. We'll lock them all up. Solve every problem. We'll all live in a second Garden of Eden with no problems, no wars, nothing - just peace and harmony.

 

Well, except for those people who don't worship the same JayEEzuss I worship. We'll have to round them up too, now that I think about it. And the other religions, they'll all have to be rounded up. All of them. All those Atheists too - get them in a pen. The Buddhists, the Hindus, the Zen philosophers - everyone who thinks different philosophically or theologically - we'll just round them all up.

 

Now that I think about it, we'll have to round up all those who don't eat North Carolina barbeque. Those Kansas City BBQ folks, or Memphis BBQ aficionados - round them up. Everyone who doesn't love NAS-car needs to get rounded up, too.

 

The more I think about it, the more I realize how many fences we're going to need.

 

But wait a second. I just thought of something - we can make this really simple. We'll just fence in Pastor Charles L. Worley and his flock. We'll electrify the fence, and keep them safe from all of us heathens. Shouldn't take a very large fence, either. We'll send them food and build a shelter. It'll be a perfect little Utopia in there.

[The Dude]

I don't think he considered the bisexuals.

 

Also, I'm pretty sure he's just ripping off George Carlin.

[media=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmJ2snsLxWw[/media]

[NUance]

Try to imagine George Carlin with that preacher's hokey accent. I think my head is going to explode.

[Lil' Red]

I wonder if he has any suggestions on how to handle bigots?

[Husker_x]

Now picture this kind of deranged person with unchecked power to rule over the lives of parishioners and members of state. That should give you a glimpse into life under theocracy.

 

As Hitch was so fond of saying, "Mr. Jefferson, build up that wall."

[Lil' Red]