It's Meltdown Time! Week One

[Landlord]

Mods, feel free to move this if necessary.

 

 

Bama's SBNation site has a weekly feature where they highlight internet meltdowns by the fans of programs who have a rough week. The schadenfreude is as tasty as can be. NSFW, especially with Texas fans in the mix.

 

 

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2015/9/8/9274041/nsfw-its-meltdown-time-week-one-michigan-wolverines-texas-longhorns-notre-dame

 

 

 

 

 

 

My dead parapalegic grandmother would have been a better conservative play

 

 

 

Topics that are more appealing than our quarterback: 1) Matt Leinart's beard

 

 

 

Fire Donovan. Fire Hand. Hire Donovan back, then fire him again. Hire the offensive line. Light Beaver Stadium on fire. Fire the offensive line. Sacrifice farm animals and Rutgers fans to bring BOB back. Put the statue back up and set it on fire. Salt the earth, unleash a plague of locusts, fill Beaver Stadium with beer and drown our sorrows in it.

 

 

 

He deserves three years, but color me concerned / no racist

 

 

 

Watching this team is like getting water boarded.

 

 

 

Team physician needs to be a colorectal surgeon to sew up all the busted asses

[NUance]

Welp, turning this sh#t off and pouring myself the tallest bourbon on earth garnished by my infinite tears.

 

Ha ha! Schadenfreude is right! The quote above captures my mood at exactly the moment the Hail Mary was caught.

[JJ Husker]

^{Some of those are priceless......and that video of the ASU fan, LOL. Poor guy's gonna pop a vessel.}

[True2tRA]

 

I found some good meltdowns posts of our own. Some are really funny.

Bo didn't break a 30 year streak. Or 29, or whatever.

We played with no heart. Looked like they didn't want to be out there.

He needs to fire whoever coaches that sorry excuse for a hail mary defense

 

"Ah shucks" - Mike Riley
As a life long Oregon State fan I feel your pain. Want to trade for Gary Anderson? Just kidding... You can keep that bunch of coaching clowns...

He's here to collect his retirement, then he'll be replaced.
Pretty much what I expected.
He will be living fat and happy after he has a 4 win season.

Huskers, you guys suck.

F this

f'ing Brown just cost us the game. Can we cut him and give his scholly to someone worth a dam?

This blows donkey schlongs

 

im still not answering the door when one of those smiling fu#*$ in a suit shows up

Haha! ^

Fire the entire staff. I've seen enough

I quit. f#*k you Riley.

F # @ K

[Bigred_inSD]

How did no one on this board own either of those shawn Watson domains?

[Landlord]

How did no one on this board own either of those shawn Watson domains?

 

 

 

The best part is that the first one has pictures of like starving African children on it.

[Mavric]

Love this thread.

 

I think I will move it to Other Sports mainly so it will be easier to find in a not-quite-as-busy forum.

[JJ Husker]

+1 to True for the compilation of comments. Most of those are even better than in the linked story and they are from right here. Good job.

[Branno]

I'm trying to figure out how making an honest observation in a calm manner is a "meltdown".kind of a stretch True unless a meltdown means "anything other than a glowing perception of the team's performance on Saturday"