84HuskerLaw Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 How many Iowa Hawkeye students does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Iowa Hawkeye students are so intelligent that it only takes one! And, they are awarded three college credit hours for it! Why is it so difficult to solve crimes in Iowa? Primarily because there are hardly any dental records and they all have the same DNA! LOL LOL LOL Quote Link to comment
GOAT Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 How do you castrate an Iowa Hawkeye? Kick his sister in the chin 1 Quote Link to comment
mnhusker Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I love the trash talk it is a fun part of sports win or lose. Quote Link to comment
Count 'Bility Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Saw one on twitter yesterday that was so dumb but just utterly hilarious Iowa fans swim with their jeans on. Quote Link to comment
NU5XChamps Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Why does everyone want to compare every "rivalry game" to Oklahoma? NU v OU is gone, just like the Model T, horse drawn carriages, and the Pony express. Get over it!!! I think Hawkeys v Cornhuskers could become a better rivalry game based on location and the incessant inbreeding between the fan bases. Quote Link to comment
commando Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Why does everyone want to compare every "rivalry game" to Oklahoma? NU v OU is gone, just like the Model T, horse drawn carriages, and the Pony express. Get over it!!! I think Hawkeys v Cornhuskers could become a better rivalry game based on location and the incessant inbreeding between the fan bases. who the eff are you to tell me to get over remembering some of the best games i've ever been too. i will get over it when i go the same way the pony express and the model t have gone....until then you can get over it!!! Quote Link to comment
The Tall Texan Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 An Iowa fan was driving to Lincoln and saw a sign "Clean Restroom". He got out of the car and cleaned it. Got back in the car and continued to drive. He then encountered a sign that said "Lincoln Left". Understanding the sign, he turned around and drove back home. Arrinving at home, he called the airline and asked how long did it take to fly to Lincoln. The operator, said "one moment sir". He said thanks and hung up. 3 Quote Link to comment
NU5XChamps Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Why does everyone want to compare every "rivalry game" to Oklahoma? NU v OU is gone, just like the Model T, horse drawn carriages, and the Pony express. Get over it!!! I think Hawkeys v Cornhuskers could become a better rivalry game based on location and the incessant inbreeding between the fan bases. who the eff are you to tell me to get over remembering some of the best games i've ever been too. i will get over it when i go the same way the pony express and the model t have gone....until then you can get over it!!! Calm down Commando, don't go Rambo on me. I was just stating that there can be another rivalry game today. You don't have to forget about some of the greatest games you and I have ever seen in person. The one don't have to have anything to do with the other. That was the point. Quote Link to comment
ScottyIce Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I HOPE ALL THE IOWA FANS BOUGHT CONDOMS TODAY BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING! CUZ THEY ABOUT TO GET f'd! Quote Link to comment
Sparker Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Iowa? If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. 3 Quote Link to comment
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