Army_Allen Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 After a long day of farts and slaps, he skipped towards Memorial Stadium wearing.... 2 Quote Link to comment
NM11046 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Cutoff jean shorts, 2 Quote Link to comment
Scratchtown Posted August 13, 2016 Author Share Posted August 13, 2016 .....A tube top and sunglasses.... 2 Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Knapp, as he had come to be widely known by everyone due to the highly popular Knapp Slapp, was on top of the world. However, his insistence to refer to the newfangled cutoff Jean shorts as sheans placed him at odds with society's overwhelming desire to call them jorts. This led to.... 3 Quote Link to comment
DrunkOffPunch Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 ...The Jort Massacre of 2016, in which Knapp... 2 Quote Link to comment
Scratchtown Posted August 13, 2016 Author Share Posted August 13, 2016 led the charge in the fight for social status as those who were faithful Jort-ites opposed Knapp and his fervor to change the status quo. Knapp built an empire of...... 2 Quote Link to comment
NM11046 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Sheanites, whose rallying cry was 2 Quote Link to comment
DrunkOffPunch Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 'WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS? WE WEAR SHORT SHORTS!' 3 Quote Link to comment
Scratchtown Posted August 13, 2016 Author Share Posted August 13, 2016 After Knapp had established attention of his rallying misfits at memorial, He stood at the podium only to discover.... 2 Quote Link to comment
NM11046 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 his tube top had slipped down. 2 Quote Link to comment
huKSer Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Which caused him to trip and fall into ... 2 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 ... a large vat of refried beans, which for some mysterious reason, was sitting right next to the podium. Covered in a gooey layer of refried beans, Knapp then and there hatched a scheme to ... 3 Quote Link to comment
huKSer Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 get Gary Johnson elected President. 2 Quote Link to comment
DrunkOffPunch Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 ...by creating the 'Presidential Refried Bean Wrestling Royal Rumble' in which he invited all the presidential candidates. The contestants all wore sheans while battling in a tub of refried beans and the winner would be the last one with their sheans still on, but... 3 Quote Link to comment
Scratchtown Posted August 14, 2016 Author Share Posted August 14, 2016 They all fell over dead. As it was written in the clause, Mel Gibson would become president. Gibson anointed Knapp to become.... 2 Quote Link to comment
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