JJ Husker Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 ...Secretary of the Posterior, a cabinet position he was obviously qualified for considering he still had those 2 crayons and the roll of duct tape in the pockets of his sheans. Unfortunately.... 2 Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 ...due to all of the beans he ingested, he farted so hard he flew to the moon where he met... 2 Quote Link to comment
Army_Allen Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 The creator of the Truman Show. He told him he had been watched his whole life by... 2 Quote Link to comment
Stumpy1 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Charlie Sheen...It was a great upbringing and he learned a lot from Ole Uncle Charlie.He learned... 3 Quote Link to comment
Scratchtown Posted August 14, 2016 Author Share Posted August 14, 2016 Charlie Sheen...It was a great upbringing and he learned a lot from Ole Uncle Charlie.He learned... That when you pee into a stiff wind you.... 2 Quote Link to comment
huKSer Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 giggle to yourself about the word "stiff". Anyway, Knapp then.... 2 Quote Link to comment
Scratchtown Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 decided to munch on some of those cheetos he had been carrying around and thought...... 1 Quote Link to comment
DrunkOffPunch Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 ...boy, sure is lonely on the moon without internet, so.... 1 Quote Link to comment
C N Red Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 he took a bite out of the moon only to realize it actually wasnt cheese. He felt very disappointed that his friend Rip Van Winkle lied to him about it being a sharp cheddar. So,.... 1 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 ...as Knapp groggily opened his eyes to the morning light, he turned to his wife to tell her about the bizarre dream he'd had about going to the moon. WTF! This wasn't his bedroom!! And this woman certainly wasn't his wife!!! How did he get into this camper anyway? And why was the circus bearded lady lying next to him wearing only his tee shirt?? Ahhhh, it slowly came back to him. He had been tailgating the morning before at a Huskerboard tailgate function, and ... 3 Quote Link to comment
NM11046 Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 he was drinking these things called Elk Creeks' and somebody gave him a brownie. 1 Quote Link to comment
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