Scratchtown Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Once upon a time. There was a boy. His name was Knapp. At the age of........... 4 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 ... 26 he lost his ... 2 Quote Link to comment
Stumpy1 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 left eye in a knitting accident. 2 Quote Link to comment
84HuskerLaw Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Fortunately he still had his other left eye! 2 Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 And then one day at band camp.... 1 Quote Link to comment
Army_Allen Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 after walking uphill both ways, 2 Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 He came across a football wedged in stone. And whoever should pull the football from the stone would be crowned Coach. 2 Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 But it was not be as he... 2 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 ...had Vaseline on his fingers and couldn't get a proper grip. So instead he ... 3 Quote Link to comment
Stumpy1 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Went and got a fly swatter, some duck tape, 2 crayons, a helmet and a bag of Cheetos.... 2 Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 ...and began to gain notoriety by becoming the first man ever to... 1 Quote Link to comment
Scratchtown Posted August 12, 2016 Author Share Posted August 12, 2016 ....sit at the steps of the capital building, with his fly swatter and cheetos, yelling obscenities to..... 2 Quote Link to comment
Army_Allen Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 ....sit at the steps of the capital building, with his fly swatter and cheetos, yelling obscenities to..... Brent Musburger for saying Oregon would win in Lincoln.... 2 Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 That was the day it happened. A day that would change his life, and the world competitive armpit farting, forever. 2 Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 The day he invented the Knapp Slapp, the Fosbury Flop of competitive armpit farting. 2 Quote Link to comment
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