If your a dude, slammin another dudes wife, that dude who's wife your slammin shows up and roughs you up, and after the dude who slams other dudes wives is roughed up and wallowing in the shame of his slammin, calls the police to make sure the dude who roughs up people who slam his wife ends up in the slammer, the dude that slams people's wife is in fact, no dude at all.