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  1. ShawnWatson

    Anybody have one of those new discmans with the anti-skip protection? Looking to jump in the technology department.

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      No. But i do have the casette player adapter. Will that do you any good?

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      CD's will never catch on. You should stick with cassette tapes.

  2. ShawnWatson

    Somewhere, Mangino's barbecue stained face is chuckling.

    1. Redux

      Redux

      Isnt he at Iowa State as OC (Obeese Coordinator)

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Diabeeeetus.......

  3. ShawnWatson

    Papuchis might get an extra bowl of food and a walk around the stadium if the defense keeps this up.

    1. Blood Eagle

      Blood Eagle

      I think Bo is calling it though not Papuchis

    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Well obviously, but you got to throw the representative dog a bone.

  4. ShawnWatson

    610-3 for you directv guys

    1. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      what about dish????

  5. ShawnWatson

    Jerry Kill could do Hoke a solid and divert some attention by flopping around on the ground a little bit.

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Seizure jokes always seize the monent...I never get shaken up.

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Atta boy chaddy

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      My Grandmal approves of this joke.

  6. ShawnWatson

    We need to old yeller Lee Corso

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      NOT SO FAST MY... Kaw pow!!!!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Has he fathered any puppies yet?

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Good pick!

  7. ShawnWatson

    Missouri is still receiving votes after losing to Indiana AT HOME. Meanwhile there are 8 SEC teams in the top 25. This SEC propaganda is insane.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Wait guys, tschu made another post without actually stating something.

    3. SandhillshuskerW

      SandhillshuskerW

      It's just a perfect example of the SEC bias. Anyone that can't see it, or refuses to recognize it is blind or just in full blown denial.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      I just hope for the day when all 14 of them are ranked in one of the polls

  8. ShawnWatson

    Bob Wehadababyitsaboy

    1. beanman

      beanman

      nice.

  9. ShawnWatson

    Adrian Peterson has had a busy day posting Bible scripture on Twitter.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Spare the rod, spoil the child?

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      And on the seventh day, he achieved a 1:1 child/days of the week ratio.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of switches....I fear no evil..."

  10. ShawnWatson

    Was late for work today because Count'bility's mom doesn't know how to properly set an alarm clock.

  11. ShawnWatson

    Count bility is a real hardass if you ask me.

  12. ShawnWatson

    Going to Krug Park for a Bloody Mary, if you see a visibly hostile patron, that's me.

  13. ShawnWatson

    This michigan state Oregon game is awesome, you guys.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      44th in total defense last year. 16th in takeways last year. 22nd in takeways 3 years ago. But let's not let facts get in your way.

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      That MSU player just sack tapped the Oregon player!

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Things are gettin good

  14. ShawnWatson

    It's been nine years since a defending bowl champion made the playoffs and won a game.

    1. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      it's been forever since you posted something interesting.

  15. ShawnWatson

    Kyle field looks like a giant concrete dumpster.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Darrell K. Royal stadium looks like a giant dumpster fire.

  16. ShawnWatson

    Ja Rule might be in a relationship with his former cell mate, you guys.

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    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      MONICAAAAA!

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Murrrrrdaaaa

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Sd'sker, how about you use those stubby little fingers and look it up.

  17. ShawnWatson

    Still waiting for teach's tailgate report

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      And bean man nails it

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      *The boner police report.

    4. teachercd

      teachercd

      It was a blast!

  18. ShawnWatson

    I don't want to say that game was awesome, but if the boner police are here I demand a lawyer.

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    2. Decked

      Decked

      That's a little odd...

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Game is less than 4 hours...didn't have to call my doctor.

    4. HuskersNC949597

      HuskersNC949597

      Somebody's been watching Hot Rod.

  19. ShawnWatson

    Beliema worst voluntary job change ever?

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    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      Not a sh#t coach, but definitely a stupid move going to Arkansas.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      He won't be there long. But he'll get a decent buyout.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Its funny that his old team is beating a team that will most likely beat yhr crap out of him. But i guess. Sec. Rah rah rah.

  20. ShawnWatson

    Had a NFL fantasy draft last night, picked a kicker every round. The organizer was mad "I ate all his food" and "didn't take it serious". What a load.

    1. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      sounds like a real corncob.

  21. ShawnWatson

    Please contact me if your dogs need replacement balls. http://www.neuticles.com

    1. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      can you guarantee those haven't been in your mouth?

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      But Sd'sker, it's a package deal...

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Can we still the get ones that squeak?

  22. ShawnWatson

    Animal prostitution laws have run this country into the ground.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      I don't want to live in a nation where Sd'sker can't legally lay with his livestock

    3. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      i move that shawnwatson has to change his name to "barnyardcotton".

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Or maybe ShornWatson.

  23. ShawnWatson

    Producers confirm that "Mrs. Doubt fire 2" has been retitled "Weekend at Mrs Doubtfires."

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      You are welcome

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      I wouldn't have it any other way.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Robbin himself would have laughed

  24. ShawnWatson

    Hit my elbow real hard going up the stairs, the injuries are only getting worse.

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    2. Decked

      Decked

      Do we have a second string water boy?

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      WTF. Please tell us this is a joke. We can't handle one more injury. Time to look at the S&C program.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Watson might need to do rehab...f#*k

  25. ShawnWatson

    Just got offered a job with a local animal prostitution company....life is good but only gonna get better!

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    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      is this an attempt to spend more time with your cow of a mom?

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Sounds like fun! Make sure PETA members pay full price!

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Sdsker, for the last time my mother has a hemoglobin issue.

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