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  1. “There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”

    1. The Maudfather

      The Maudfather

      Suck it, Mayans.

    2. nhuskers5

      nhuskers5

      Or maybe they predicted the addition of the leap year, too? Eh?

  2. Zoo Fest in Lincoln tonight..Wish I was there.

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    2. HeyBurke

      HeyBurke

      The Killigans.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      The Children's Zoo is open at night?

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      It is in October for 'Boo At The Zoo'

       

  3. Started watching a replay of last year's MNC...Why don't they call it in the air anymore? (Coin toss)

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I still think rock-paper-scissors would be better.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Roshambo

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^ You mean the alt name for rock-paper-scissors? Or the Urban Dictionary version involving testicular pain?

  4. No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your “religious freedom.” If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I want to start my own mobile discount abortion clinic. Anyone got a cheap van for sale? No Fetus Can Beat Us.

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      NUance, this is why I don't have a problem with ending public funding for abortions, just so long as every sent goes into contraception and non-abstinence (read: realistic) sex education, including morning-after pills and contraception for men.

       

      Frankly, if we can get people cheap and easy contraception, as well as take away any public assistance incentives for procreation, then the abortion argument becomes more of an outlier.

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      A little off topic...but isn't if strange how women who contribute to society are the ones who choose to get abortions, and the ones who shouldn't breed don't ever consider it?

  5. I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore.

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    2. Decked

      Decked

      How is living in Hawaii anyway?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      In love with your bed??! So when you sleep with a woman in your bed, it is like a threeway then?

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I think my bed is trying to kill me. Every time I go to sleep in it I wake up feeling like someone beat the crap out of me.

  6. New Ab workout..? "You Kids get off of my Morphine" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__dUlY0JpSc&feature=youtu.be

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Dizzay. Feelin' no pain!!

  7. Wow! Jamie Williams is comming back! http://nebraska.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1367662

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Just read his bio. Wow! He is VERY accomplished. In a couple of fields. Great get for us.

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I was a Sr in HS when I met him (He was my cousin's roommate on away games)..I told him he had a girls name (I share the same 1st name)

  8. Deep fat frying cookie dough.. . Last time this kid tries this at home

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Or the burn ward.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Defrosting the deep casket..er..freezer and found what looked like dry dog food but I thought was freezedried pizza topping (hamburger?) turned out to be ice cream mixins (cookie dough).. I'd just made French Fries and thought maybe I could "undry" the frezerburns and fight my wolf over it...

    4. Conga3

      Conga3

      You might be a red neck if...

  9. I've GOT to mount that paint ball gun to the bottom of my car!!!

  10. "I've got more blood in my head than a skeeter on a peter.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Well I've got more than a tick on my dick.

  11. I liked the Audi commercial the best because the cast of Twilight was killed.

  12. Hope you're all staying warm..This used to help me through Blizzards ...

    1. GSG

      GSG

      My year in PHX was supposedly one of the coldest winters down there. I was not impressed. I actually missed winter.

  13. Sweet! Just renewed my AZ auto liscense online and got "HUSKR37" ...I almost got "HOSKERS" with plans to strategically place some bird poop on the top of the O, but feared getting pulled over.....

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Why the 37? I always wondered about that. You a fan of an NU #37 player, perhaps?

    2. fro daddy
  14. I think my Son may have been targeted for abduction tonight

  15. Conan was funny for once?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Conan loves to play peanuts games. (that sounds better when you say it out loud)

    2. Conga3

      Conga3

      Conan is never funny. Sometimes his staff might make a mistake, and they can accidentally come up with something funny...but, no, Conan is never funny.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Conan was hilarious in the 90s. Haven't watched him much since. He was a brilliant writer in one of Saturday Night Live's best eras.

  16. Conan was funny for once?

  17. Mississippi State should be banned from all televised games until their fans promise to leave those cowbells at home!!!

  18. Derek Jeter knows how to treat a lady http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW3wSpElZt8

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    2. The Maudfather

      The Maudfather

      It can't reflect poorly on Jeter. He treats his one night stands better than half the country.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      meh. That's better than just rolling over and making them sleep in the wet spot.

    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Looking back, I was probably worse with my two-night stands just so I could say to myself that I never did a one-nighter.

       

  19. The Man's Song (Oldie but a goodie)

  20. I feel sorta dirty...Took my 10 year old Son to the neighborhood Gymnastics and Cheerleading academy Saturday for the 1st time..4 other boys and almost 200 girls...Felt like we were in Muslim Heaven until the shreiking started.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      I know how you feel. I took my 4 year old to gymnastics and he was the only boy. Of course he had a stroke and I was just trying to find something that would help his balance, strength etc. But still didn't feel right.

    2. macroboy

      macroboy

      Big of you guys to do what is right and not let some "manly" bs get in your way...even if it is still messing with your head.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Maybe not...I'm always joking with him about how ghey Baseball and Soccer is..I do find it funny? that he started mentioning the girls mamaries and butts right away..Like he was uncomfortable about what he was going to tell his friends or his older brother.

  21. I feel sorta dirty...Took my 10 year old Son to the neighborhood Gymnastics and Cheerleading academy Saturday for the 1st time..4 other boys and almost 200 girls...Felt like we were in Muslim Heaven until the shreiking started.

  22. With both OU and Okie Lite coming to Phoenix for Bowl season I hear the Hotels and Resorts out here are nervous.. Mass influx of Pickups with home-made campers.

  23. Wow! That pregame huddle with both teams almost made me blubber..anyone want my man-card?

    1. dizzturbedNUfan

      dizzturbedNUfan

      No man cards will be taken on this day! Go Big Red!

  24. Sooo...GameDay in State College Saturday?

  25. BTN now showing '98 Orange Bowl against Peyton Manning's Tennessee Volls

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      And again later tonight..Might have to DVR it

    2. PaulCrewe

      PaulCrewe

      And Ed Cunningham of all people was the sideline reporter.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Donehue talking about past Husker Fullback Tom Rathburn?

       

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