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I just got branded today...I laugh at your wussie tattoos!!
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I love it! Halftime ND/USC Report(ress) closes with, "Both of your running backs are dinged up, Does that change how you call the 2nd half"? Lane Kiffin: (with a THAT's Easy! smirk) "We'll just call all passing plays the rest of the game".
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I think my Son may have been targeted for abduction tonight
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I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is that none of it has tried to contact us. -Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
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I want to support the local team, but it it worth watching the Cardinals play the Bengals hoping for a Rex sighting?
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I was all freaked out by the 56F this morning at O'dark thirty..or the frigid 75F on the way home from work! I'm tired of Winter already ..
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I'd heard They found about a gazillion dead crows near my hometown of Holdrege, NE. and there was some concern that they may have died from some sort of Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains and squeezin's of all the crows, and she confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, However, She determined that 97% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and 3% were killed by an impact with a car. Officials then hired an Ornitholo...
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Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the possible reason for the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill...The O.B. determined the probable cause was merely when the flying rodents, I mean.. the crows found road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah"...but none could say "Truck."
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I'm all for more wimmen calling the games, but...that Beth Mowin's voice ie really creeping me out...Almost as bad as those scarr\y ventriloquist acts
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I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore.
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I've put off this Arthritis thing as long as I could...Anyone know how long it's s'posed to last?
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In purely a Football sense, We all; knew moving to the BIG (10) was not going to be an upgrade anytime soon...
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Japan! ...Dumping low level radioactive water into the ocean? Did they learn NOTHING from the Godzilla movies?
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Just got back from a long road trip home to Lincoln...When did so many truckers start blowing kisses to each other while taking up both lanes of every freeway we were on?
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I don't remember it happening as much years ago as it does now. It seems that every semi jockey with a governor set at 70 is being passed by one doing 70.5. So many wait till I'm almost ready to go by them in the fast lane when they decide it's time time to move over and cut off a line of traffic for 5 mins. I have seriously passed a few in the right lane when they do this.
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Just got my very first scorpion sting!!!! How long does it take to cut your hind foot off?
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I know I'm a sissy girl, but I CAN"T SLEEP!!!!!! Sorry for all the bitching...Realized when I went out to my car that my motor skeels might be compromised since my right hoof keeps dropping for no apparent reason...and now while trying to sleep, if I don't move my foot every 20 seconds...it feels like the piranha are trying to finish off the top of my foot..and when I do move it it feels like I'm strangling a porcupine between my thighs and that the lar...
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large vein in my leg is liquifying or being harvested for heart surgery...I Think it's babies are still tazing me. I really AM sorry for the display low tolerance for pain...I keep flashing back to the time I had shingles as a teenager..Or the time a Rattlesnake tried to suck on the back of my knee when I first moved out here...Can you Mothers out there imagine a guy like me going through childbirth? Sorry again, Mom!!!
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Must be karma/payback for the 7 others I caught last month by the front door...
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Just heard over a dozen gunshots a little over a mile away? Shasta dove in through the hole in the screen and about jumped in my lap between shots 7 and 9.
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@ Judoka About a mile West of the Chandler Gilbert border outside of Phoenix..Or about 50 miles East of where the Cardinals were playing the Sea Hags that night ...Or about 25 miles East of the area of Phoenix Where gunshots are more common. I miss the way they used to have our locations under our user names on posts
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Keep hearing radio ads about AARP sponsoring Barenaked Ladies out here...THAT's got to make you 40-somethings feel old.
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Local (KUPD) shock jock interviewed Ndamukong Suh this morning
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It was funny..them trying to embarrass him like they used to with Kyle Vanden Bosch when he was a Cardinal..Asked if he ever saw the Human Centipede..when was the last time he had an "accident in his pants"...He handled it really well..Said there are guys that "do their business" on the sidelines, but he could never understand why..Then he went on to talk about how he even has trouble (peeing) if someone is in the stall next to him.."Then there was this one dude.(Knapplc?)...
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Mimi Bobeck: Look at this- champagne, scented candles, Barry White CD's. Either you and O'Brien are going to do it, or it's gotten to the point where you have to get your hand in the mood.
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Mississippi State should be banned from all televised games until their fans promise to leave those cowbells at home!!!