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HUSKER 37

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  1. I just got branded today...I laugh at your wussie tattoos!!

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      MOOOOOOO!!!

    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Slip and put your hand on the grill?

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      It got up to the mid 90's today (or ~174 in Car degrees) For some reason, I thought the special sun glass compartment in front of the sunroof would insulate them a little more better...

  2. I liked the Audi commercial the best because the cast of Twilight was killed.

  3. I love it! Halftime ND/USC Report(ress) closes with, "Both of your running backs are dinged up, Does that change how you call the 2nd half"? Lane Kiffin: (with a THAT's Easy! smirk) "We'll just call all passing plays the rest of the game".

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      It's strange watching Barkley check down to his 2nd and 3rd receivers..Who does that anymore?

  4. I think my Son may have been targeted for abduction tonight

  5. I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is that none of it has tried to contact us. -Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

    1. GSG

      GSG

      True dat

    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      "There are three kinds of people in this world. People who can count, and those that can't"

  6. I want to support the local team, but it it worth watching the Cardinals play the Bengals hoping for a Rex sighting?

    1. Abdullah the Butcher
    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      Not unless you're watching Rex take MRIs.

  7. I was all freaked out by the 56F this morning at O'dark thirty..or the frigid 75F on the way home from work! I'm tired of Winter already ..

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I was actually nipping out this afternoon..after ~85 days in a row of 100+ temperatures

  8. I'd heard They found about a gazillion dead crows near my hometown of Holdrege, NE. and there was some concern that they may have died from some sort of Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains and squeezin's of all the crows, and she confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, However, She determined that 97% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and 3% were killed by an impact with a car. Officials then hired an Ornitholo...

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the possible reason for the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill...The O.B. determined the probable cause was merely when the flying rodents, I mean.. the crows found road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

       

      His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah"...but none could say "Truck."

    2. rawhide
  9. I'm all for more wimmen calling the games, but...that Beth Mowin's voice ie really creeping me out...Almost as bad as those scarr\y ventriloquist acts

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Iowa State/TCU game on ESPN2 just after our game

  10. I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore.

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    2. Decked

      Decked

      How is living in Hawaii anyway?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      In love with your bed??! So when you sleep with a woman in your bed, it is like a threeway then?

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I think my bed is trying to kill me. Every time I go to sleep in it I wake up feeling like someone beat the crap out of me.

  11. I've GOT to mount that paint ball gun to the bottom of my car!!!

  12. I've put off this Arthritis thing as long as I could...Anyone know how long it's s'posed to last?

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      A friend that played TE for us in the '80s suggested I try Hyaluronic Acid..Anyone try this in suppliment form?

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      I get and apprecitate the humor. It's why I don't have many friends

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It usually passes in 24-48 hours but sometimes it can hang on for 2-3 weeks. Drink lots of water and get plenty of sleep.

  13. In purely a Football sense, We all; knew moving to the BIG (10) was not going to be an upgrade anytime soon...

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Not much worse than the big 12

    3. presidentjlh

      presidentjlh

      Hey, it's so bad, we can still win it.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Hey, KU won!

  14. Japan! ...Dumping low level radioactive water into the ocean? Did they learn NOTHING from the Godzilla movies?

    1. fearandloathing

      fearandloathing

      Ha! That is all kinds of funny!

  15. Jay Norvell Unsportsmanlike?

  16. Jay Norvell Unsportsmanlike?

  17. Jay Norvell Unspotsmanlike?

  18. Just got back from a long road trip home to Lincoln...When did so many truckers start blowing kisses to each other while taking up both lanes of every freeway we were on?

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      I don't remember it happening as much years ago as it does now. It seems that every semi jockey with a governor set at 70 is being passed by one doing 70.5. So many wait till I'm almost ready to go by them in the fast lane when they decide it's time time to move over and cut off a line of traffic for 5 mins. I have seriously passed a few in the right lane when they do this.

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya...he he he...

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Truck drivers can be a$$hole$. They entertain themselves by screwing with car drivers.

  19. Just got my very first scorpion sting!!!! How long does it take to cut your hind foot off?

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I know I'm a sissy girl, but I CAN"T SLEEP!!!!!! Sorry for all the bitching...Realized when I went out to my car that my motor skeels might be compromised since my right hoof keeps dropping for no apparent reason...and now while trying to sleep, if I don't move my foot every 20 seconds...it feels like the piranha are trying to finish off the top of my foot..and when I do move it it feels like I'm strangling a porcupine between my thighs and that the lar...

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      large vein in my leg is liquifying or being harvested for heart surgery...I Think it's babies are still tazing me. I really AM sorry for the display low tolerance for pain...I keep flashing back to the time I had shingles as a teenager..Or the time a Rattlesnake tried to suck on the back of my knee when I first moved out here...Can you Mothers out there imagine a guy like me going through childbirth? Sorry again, Mom!!!

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Must be karma/payback for the 7 others I caught last month by the front door...

      http://www.scorpionworlds.com/arizona-bark-scorpion/

  20. Just heard over a dozen gunshots a little over a mile away? Shasta dove in through the hole in the screen and about jumped in my lap between shots 7 and 9.

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    2. Judoka

      Judoka

      Where do you live Husker?

    3. GSG

      GSG

      I remember there was a short manhunt when I first moved to Phoenix. They had the helicopters out and everything. Dude had a standoff with the cops about a block from my apartment and ended up shooting himself at the intersection just down the street.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      @ Judoka About a mile West of the Chandler Gilbert border outside of Phoenix..Or about 50 miles East of where the Cardinals were playing the Sea Hags that night ...Or about 25 miles East of the area of Phoenix Where gunshots are more common. I miss the way they used to have our locations under our user names on posts

  21. Keep hearing radio ads about AARP sponsoring Barenaked Ladies out here...THAT's got to make you 40-somethings feel old.

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Not sure I'd want to see anyone naked at an AARP sponsored event..

       

    2. NUance

      NUance

      ...unless Hugh Hefner's wife accompanies him!

  22. Keep reminding myself that this is only 'sposed to be entertainment!!!

    1. zoogs

      zoogs

      That's the spirit!

  23. Local (KUPD) shock jock interviewed Ndamukong Suh this morning

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      It was funny..them trying to embarrass him like they used to with Kyle Vanden Bosch when he was a Cardinal..Asked if he ever saw the Human Centipede..when was the last time he had an "accident in his pants"...He handled it really well..Said there are guys that "do their business" on the sidelines, but he could never understand why..Then he went on to talk about how he even has trouble (peeing) if someone is in the stall next to him.."Then there was this one dude.(Knapplc?)...

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      ..."at Walmart, who didn't wash his hands afterward and tried to fist bump him on the way out.."..(I almost blew an antler out my nose from laughing)..Then after the interview, these guys kept going on about how genuinely nice and soft spoken Suh was.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Dude, you're making me miss AZ even more... :(

  24. Mimi Bobeck: Look at this- champagne, scented candles, Barry White CD's. Either you and O'Brien are going to do it, or it's gotten to the point where you have to get your hand in the mood.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Great show!

  25. Mississippi State should be banned from all televised games until their fans promise to leave those cowbells at home!!!

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