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Has anyone gone to a drive-in movie since quarantine kicked in? 

Can't sleep, AMA.

Lunch meat from the deli counter...you can only buy one...what are you getting?  

Turkey

Chicken

Roast Beef

Ham

Salami 

Prince would have been 62 today.

So, with exclusion of sports, theaters and bars closed, parks closed and my Rosie's becoming more dried out and chapped by the day I'm beginning to fully understand Dr. Suess.

Quote

Dr. Seuss Golden Years Poem

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I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My body’s drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my a$$

Oldest piece of clothing that you still have?

I think mine is a frat sweatshirt @ColoradoHusk should remember it, blue one and the elbows are totally gone.

Ryan Leaf arrested for domestic battery. Yeesh 

Smoked some shrimp today.  Dry rub of your choice.  Then melt about 2 sticks of butter, worcestershire sauce, and lemon...Pour it in the foil pan with the shrimp.  Smoke at 250 for about 25-30 minutes.  Eat the shrimp and get a loaf of French Bread to dip in the sauce...UNREAL

Smoked some shrimp today.  Dry rub of your choice.  Then melt about 2 sticks of butter, worcestershire sauce, and lemon...Pour it in the foil pan with the shrimp.  Smoke at 250 for about 25-30 minutes.  Eat the shrimp and get a loaf of French Bread to dip in the sauce...UNREAL

Anyone go out to eat yet?  I ate at a mexican place today.  F

Please, for the love of Herbie: stop adding kickers to the roster. 

No front page banner for Cerni??  Punters get no respect.   

Based on tweets from current commits, there might be a big commit on its way... 

I had this thought the other day in terms of recruiting. I can see somewhere in the future where universities will set up recruiting offices in different states. I haven't looked into the rules, but I can certainly see it happening. I think about how crazy it would be to see a building with a big red N on it here in LA. 

With marketing and advertising agencies getting involved, the next move has to be expansion. 

Sorry mods, I put this in another thread but I felt this was a better place.

If I could just find me a woman who pushes pizzas outta her vajayjay instead of babies, I'd be set.

all of these offers are driving me insane.

Elon Musk for President.

Apparently Hail Varsity thinks it's 2019.

Husker Twitter is in full meltdown. 

No sports?  ABC should rebroadcast old shows of Wide World of Sports.  Those were awesome.

Cool pile of dog s#!t on the living room rug, Kevin

https://twitter.com/kevinkugler/status/1249459214109589509?s=19

Anyone else make their first tic-tock yet?

Genesis Health Club will freeze your account for 3 months but I think you have to contact them and tell them to do it.  DirectTV is also slashing prices right now.

John Prine passing has hit me like a ton of bricks. If you haven't heard him, give it a chance. He is a pure American legend. Lake Marie might be my favorite of his, but the whole catalog is special. 

Why are chicken legs so cheap but chicken wings sort of pricey?