I AM FOOT FOOT

Such a wonderful feeling when you start a dead sprint and your hamstring goes... Pop!  

The best part is it doesn't even hurt, you just instantly know it's wrong.

Justin Townes Earle dead at 38. Huge loss for Americana music 

Has anyone here ever done one of those 'drive a supercar on a local track' experiences? I've long thought about it and it turns out there's going to be one near Omaha Oct. 2-3.

Any one here ever try transplanting raspberry bushes? Any secrets besides digging holes?

Any one here ever try transplanting raspberry bushes? Any secrets besides digging holes?

ESPN hates us.

Getting a COVID test tomorrow, AMA. 

Does anybody have a good recommendation for a Huskercentric message board? I’m aware of Huskerboard and Huskermax, just wondering if there are any user friendly boards out there.

Worst place you had to do #2?

I have two:

1.  Office West Lounge:  No door and it was EXPLOSIVE!  I knew there was no stall door but I had to do it, so I RUSHED that one!

2.  Michigan game two years ago.  We are tailgating and I have to go.  I hit up a port-o-potty and it is is pitch black in there.  I go BAD and wiping...it was like cream cheese. 

PRICE OF RED MEAT PLEASE COME DOWN

Still hilarious after years...

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back f#&%er"


<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, s#!t


<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?


SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r


http://bash.org/?top

Lunch meat from the deli counter...you can only buy one...what are you getting?  

Turkey

Chicken

Roast Beef

Ham

Salami 

Lunch meat from the deli counter...you can only buy one...what are you getting?  

Turkey

Chicken

Roast Beef

Ham

Salami 

Prince would have been 62 today.

Best part about living in the Detroit metro. Having the window open at night and hearing motorcycle and cars drag racing down the highway. Almost makes up for not having thunderstorms.

What items were left behind when you moved into your house?

Paint cans

Extra carpet

Like 3 brooms

Tons of mason jars

and a drawer of cutlery 

Minneapolis police right now:

Smoked some shrimp today.  Dry rub of your choice.  Then melt about 2 sticks of butter, worcestershire sauce, and lemon...Pour it in the foil pan with the shrimp.  Smoke at 250 for about 25-30 minutes.  Eat the shrimp and get a loaf of French Bread to dip in the sauce...UNREAL

Rewatching the 2014 miami game with my girlfriend as part of her introduction to Nebraska football (she's from Alabama).

She's so into it and intimidated by the crowd and I'm almost crying thinking of how much I miss football, miss big primetime moments and love this program.

Ring or Nest doorbell?  

Children of 90s dynasty players shouldn't be going to Iowa. That's just not right :(

Name a movie you remember being on HBO all the time "back in the day".  I will start.  Night of the Comet.

An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.

I know because they told me.

I don't know about you guys but I love eating cereal at home.

What is your basic sports skill fail?

Mine is, despite watching football for forever, I cannot throw a spiral. Just utterly fail whenever I try.