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  1. NUance

    A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.“

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    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      Well, if "get" encapsulates the entire "run to the grocery store and purchase x loaves of bread" action, then the statements would execute in sequence and he'd make 3 trips and get 3 loaves.

       

      If each statement is merely specifying the quantity of the getting, the latter two statements are redundant since he will get one loaf of bread in all circumstances.

       

      Phrased this way, though, it sounds a lot more like the former than the original joke. But that...

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I'm pretty sure we all sleep on the couch quite often. Because she just wanted BREAD AND EGGS! LOL

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I feel like I'm in an episode of the Big Bang Theory...........and Penny is nowhere to be found.

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