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  1. NUance

    Oh, this heat wave. It's hotter than two lesbians in a cucumber patch.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      It's so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      It's so hot you discover it really only takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      When I moved to AZ, my welcome basket included two oven mits to use as driving gloves.

  2. NUance

    Finally Rivals got their act together and put NU with the B1G schools.

  3. NUance

    Due to the textbook violations T.O. is going to vacate our 2010 spring game win/loss.

    1. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      hahahahahahah!

  4. NUance

    I OD'ed on NU football during the BTN welcome weekend for NU. Watched the '95 OB three times. What an Awesome game!

  5. NUance

    Man, this offseason is dragging on forever. Maybe I should take up fishing. Or archery. Or just drink more.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I like the way you think. ;-)

    3. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      Ugh. Tell me about it. I need my fix. I don't think i've ever been more excited for a Husker Football season in my life. New conference, new offensive coordinator, and not to mention a team capable of great things.

    4. akita

      akita

      vegas odds on Nebraska making the national title game? ( not winning it) If it is over 8-1 I will put down a 100 spot

  6. NUance

    The Cards just gave up 9 runs to the Phillies. NINE! F'ING! RUNS! *sigh* In one inning.

    1. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      From a Braves fan, what the hell Cards!!!

    2. MinnwiscowaSker

      MinnwiscowaSker

      my Twins scored 8 in the first two nights ago ... against my fantasy pitcher, who's ERA for the game was 216 ... no decimal point in that number

  7. NUance

    What Missouri River bridges south of Omaha are open/closed today?

    1. knapplc

      knapplc

      http://www.roads.ne.gov/flood/flood-roads.pdf
    2. NUance

      NUance

      Thanky

  8. NUance

    Tommy John for Joba. dang.

  9. NUance

    OU just won the 2004 MNC. Woot woot friggin Hillbillies!

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    2. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      richard is correct. there is no national champion and no heisman winner that year.

    3. corncraze

      corncraze

      As it should be.

    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      I bet if it (OU) were Texas, they would count it in their total # of MNCs

  10. NUance

    Every tOSU coach has been fired or forced out since Paul Brown left voluntarily in 1943 to coach the Cleveland Browns.

  11. NUance

    It’s better to burn out than to fade away. My, my, hey, hey.

    1. krc1995

      krc1995

      Neil Young is the MAN!!!

  12. NUance

    Tornado warning in my west-central Illinois town. The skies are nearly black. Radio says to head to the basement RIGHT NOW. Prolly not a good time to head to the liquor store for a twelver.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      ANd I was just kidding about heading out for a twelver. I got about 2 dozen left from a new 30-pack in the fridge. heh.

    3. Enhance

      Enhance

      Or it could be the BEST time.

    4. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      What town? I'm from that area

  13. NUance

    The Big XII. Advertising 12 teams. Delivering 10.

    1. Street Novelist

      Street Novelist

      The Big 10...advertising 10, delivering 12

  14. NUance

    Is it true that Spam tastes like human flesh? Pork shoulder and ham. Mmmmmm.

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Tastes like I just won a million dollar lottery - all I have to do is send a Nigerian Prince (not the CB) $1000 to get it!!!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! Spam, "The Hawaiian Steak", made in Fremont NE. Not Nigerian Prince spam. But you could sure get a lot of spam for $1000.

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      Hormel is expanding that plant, too. Welcome to Fremont, the Armpit of Nebraska.

  15. NUance

    Tom Dienhart livetalk now on Rivals: http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1222018

  16. NUance

    It’s Friday the 13th. As I’m coming to work a black cat runs across my path 10 feet in front of me. I’m pretty much screwed.

    1. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Well, at least you had a good run.

  17. NUance

    Happy Limerick Day!!! Limerick thread in the shed.

  18. NUance

    Happy Mother's Day all you mothers.

  19. NUance

    Happy Derby Day!

  20. NUance

    Go Big Red(skins)!!

    1. Husker Richard

      Husker Richard

      I should've trademarked this name damnit!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      You still could!

  21. NUance

    If an ambulance, on its way to save someone, runs over some guy, should it stop to pick the guy up? And then would it go on to get the first person too? I wonder about these things.

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    2. krc1995

      krc1995

      ambulances are like buses, another is coming along shortly

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Except you don't need exact change. Just a good insurance policy.

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      true- better carry your Aflac supplemental ambulance policy on your forehead. If you did, the driver would probably toss the first guy out, and not with the gurney.

  22. NUance

    The Blackhawks just don't have the magic they had last year. Or the goalies. *sigh*

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Well, maybe a little bit of magic. Down 0-3 in the series to Vancouver. Blackhawks won the last three, including an OT win tonight. Game 7 in Vancouver on Tuesday to decide the series. GO BLACKHAWKS!!!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Blackhawks lost last night to the Canucks in OT. Have to admit that Crawford (goalie) played lights out. He had a ton of saves against the Canucks.

  23. NUance

    Congrats to the Chicago Blackhawks too. Kickin the Red Wings to the curb at Joe Louis Arena.

  24. NUance

    My level of procrastination at work correlates closely to my number of HB posts per day. *sigh*

  25. NUance

    Crick?? Dang. We never should have built Cook Pavilion on that Indian burial ground.

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